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Joined July 2009
Hi @united CEO, why should I ever fly your airline again? xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1MnxnPqBO…
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Listening to @danawhite Diary of a CEO podcast and he's almost got my ass convinced to book this flight before the world ends. Financially irresponsible yes but life changing, as yes. What should I do Chat?
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Come in n Dana should I be wreckless and make the trip to help those in need cause it's on the bucket list before life craps out on me?
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Hey @DermotKennedy I will abandon my family along with all adult responsibilities if I can come take a single photo at this gig. 6 hour one way drive would be worth it.
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Hand to God, when I saw this I thought I figured out how @_NewSlang made all this money.
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Hey @OhioTate, saw your recap on the Yak and you needing a 501c3 to donate to give the money to those in need. I have a 501c3 and happy to help.
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Tim Castleman retweeted
Corporate media has desperately tried to make it look like Ken Paxton isn't popular. Average Texans remember who sued Big Pharma and Big Tech, who protected child trafficking victims, and who spoke up for a countless number of "little guys."
MASSIVE TURNOUT for @KenPaxtonTX in Willow Park! Crowd continues around the corner
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Ladies, remember this next time you say you'd choose the bear. ;)
i can’t fucking win. i tried my best. i tried to push him off i tried to kick him idk wtf people wanted me to do? i don’t know self defense, i was scared, and i don’t understand why im expected to jump in and get my ass beat too? i definitely would not have been able to handle it the way dan did.
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Hey @VonMiller, was that a Montblanc Jimi Hendrix fountain pen you signed your contract with @dallascowboys today sir? The pen nerds would love to know.
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Hi @united, flight UA4300 Lubbock to Houston, the FA is amazing but it feels like it's 90 inside the plane. People are sweating just sitting here and it feels like the heat is on. The plane either needs service or you need to turn the AC lower than it is.
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.@jksports that was a pretty shitty thing to do to @Outkick re: Clark story and I'm a flaming lib saying that. Especially with the way sports media is going I hope one day karma comes back to you.
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Hey @QVC, either you're lying or @Google is lying to their customers. Which one is it? Using a bait and switch code is something I expect from shady websites, not the place my grandmother bought clothing from lol. Please explain.
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Hey @ryangrim I know you're busy in Cuba but check your DMs please.
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Someone hug @DanSoder real tight tonight. I'm sorry @katienolan, long weekend I'm sure.
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So we're just canceling @barstoolunnamed but unlike the also cancelled Dave Portnoy Show, no announcement @stoolpresidente. Two shows with you as the name of it cancelled, back to back, could Dollar Dave be losing his shine?!?
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Somebody check on @BarstoolBigCat, he must be losing his mind.
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