UMBHALI • writer • MWANDISHI I think, write & drink but not always in that order. Sometimes I drink, write then think and that always gets me in kak.
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I'm a writer, motherfucker!
I think. I write. I drink.
Not always in that order, though.
Sometimes I drink, write then think
That usually gets me in a lot of shit
I hope my words will live on, long after I die
But I will also settle for girls taking off their painties for me...
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One of the best things to ever happen in South African football is that @TheRealPitso and @robertmarawa squashed their beef.
I think @ntsikimazwai , @galston_anthony and @LukhonaMnguni should be put in their own special ballot paper. Something like a curtain-raiser before the real elections with real contenders #MayorOfJoburg #Joburg #MunicipalElections
Every election season, the script is the same. The system insinuates that @Julius_S_Malema is a criminal! No proof of wrongdoing on his part, just throw a lot of circumstantial accusations knowing it will excite the public until after elections. Next elections, repeat same...
Eita Coach Dr @TheRealPitso , if you've already spoken to @kaizerm_jr and agreed to coach @KaizerChiefs next season, please don't respond to this tweet. If you respond, I will know there's no deal.
If @kaizerm_jr doesn't bring us @TheRealPitso next season, then we won't be able to compete. Congratulations to both @Masandawana and @orlandopirates on a historic weekend. #CAFCL #betwaychampions
Sadly, most xenophobes never read the playbook.
White man in South African mocks African & Zulu xenophobes who attack other Africans. He says they don’t attack white foreigners because they love their racial kith and kin and want more to come to SA.
He says Zulus attack black foreigners because they don’t like their racial brothers.
Good morning @JacintaNgobese & @ChrisExcel102
This #ConCourt judgement on #PhalaPhala actually have far reaching implications. I am more interested in how idiots like #Trump will try to use the possible #impeachment to rubbish @CyrilRamaphosa 's otherwise noble stance against #ApartheiIsrael .
Next season, @KaizerChiefs should use ELLIS PARK as a home base, and @FnbStadium should be our own WEMBLEY, hosting all cup finals, #SOWETODERBY, @KaizerChiefs VS @Masandawana and @orlandopirates VS @Masandawana fixtures.
Racists know that their real enemy is @Julius_S_Malema . This is why @EFFSouthAfrica is getting my vote again this year.
Today I had a very constructive meeting with former President Jacob Zuma in Durban. We discussed issues such as the value of mother tongue education, the promotion of mutual recognition and respect between cultural communities, agricultural development in traditional communities, and Section 235 of the South African Constitution. More meetings will follow.
As a civil society organisation @afriforum remains outside of party politics. We are working for the next generation rather than the next election. In securing a better future for the next generation, we are committed to engaging with all stakeholders in South Africa, even though we may differ on certain issues. We are committed to helping find solutions to the challenges the country and all its people face.
I'm not an @EFFSouthAfrica member and will never be a member of any political party since the death of @MyPAConline .... But EFF has my vote again this year like they did in the last elections.
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Malema’s ideology has always been to fight for black people,for land,for economy,for advancement of blackness,maybe to his detriment,he also fights for black people you don’t like. Black History will be kind to Mošabi,and God willing,one day,Black will be great again.
I never vote @Our_DA because of their anti-poor policies, but I have to applaud them for going for a more youthful leadership. Their leader is even younger than @Julius_S_Malema 🫡. @MYANC & @MkhontoweSizwex should follow suit. We are tired of being led by pensioners #DACongress