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That alert scared the shit out of me, just knocked over the disposable BBQ and now the garden's gone up in flames
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We’re genuinely now in a position where there’s a concerted effort underway to portray Count Binface as the face of the British establishment…
The joke isn't the bin. The joke is pretending the man inside it is some random eccentric. Jonathan David Harvey is an Oxford-educated writer with three decades at the heart of the BBC comedy establishment, writing for programmes such as The Thick of It, Have I Got News For You and Yes Minister. He's won awards, been celebrated by the media, and is hardly an unknown outsider.
So let's stop pretending Count Binface is just a bloke who wandered into politics wearing a wheelie bin.
The costume is the gimmick. The career behind it is anything but.
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KEIR PONY CULL, I’M GONNA SIGN UP TO STOP THE
KEIR PONY CULL, I’M GONNA SAVE THE HORSIES DOWN ON WEST DARTY MOOR
STOP KEIR STARMER'S PONY CULL
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It’s fascinating how prominent MPs would take seats almost anywhere back then. Benn moved up from Bristol and Crossland went from Gloucester to Grimsby. Being a local champion is very new and I don’t think you can argue it’s improved the quality of lawmakers
#OTD 1984. Tony Benn back in the Commons after Chesterfield by-election - temporarily uniting with Kinnock, Healey and Hattersley on the campaign trail.
He calls for the “passionate advocacy of socialism” to defeat Thatcher.
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This is truly insane. Listen to @ChefTomKerridge explain the massive 115% increase in business rates on pubs.
Thousands will collapse as Labour er … “fixes the foundations”
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First Grimsby Town, then Brighton knock Manchester United out of the domestic cups.
Cantona was right, the Seagulls do indeed follow the Trawlers.
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piracy. it's a crime.
Replying to @metpoliceuk
Primrose Hill will be closed on New Year’s Eve this year ⛔There will be fencing, security and a police presence to prevent access.
If you had planned to head there to get a view of the central London fireworks, please make alternative arrangements.
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French police have released a picture of the person they are looking for in connection with today’s jewel heist.
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"We named our band after a technique for attacking civilians - and said we supported Hamas and Hezbollah - and brandished the collected works of a terrorist leader - and told British people to kill their local MPs - by mistake."
KNEECAP STATEMENT:
They want you to believe words are more harmful than genocide.
Establishment figures, desperate to silence us, have combed through hundreds of hours of footage and interviews, extracting a handful of words from months or years ago to manufacture moral hysteria.
Let us be unequivocal: we do not, and have never, supported Hamas or Hezbollah. We condemn all attacks on civilians, always. It is never okay. We know this more than anyone, given our nation's history.
We also reject any suggestion that we would seek to incite violence against any MP or individual. Ever. An extract of footage, deliberately taken out of all context, is now being exploited and weaponised, as if it were a call to action.
This distortion is not only absurd - it is a transparent effort to derail the real conversation.
All two million Palestinian people in Gaza are currently being starved to death by Israel.
At least 20,000 children in Gaza have been killed. The British government continues to supply arms to Israel, even after scores of NHS doctors warned Keir Starmer in August that children were being systematically executed with sniper shots to the head.
Instead of defending innocent people or the principles of international law, the powerful in Britain have abetted slaughter and famine.
This is where real anger and outrage should be directed towards.
To the Amess and Cox families, we send our heartfelt apologies, we never intended to cause you hurt.
Kneecap’s message has always been — and remains — one of love, inclusion, and hope. This is why our music resonates across generations, countries, classes and cultures and has brought hundreds of thousands of people to our gigs.
No smear campaign will change that.
Suddenly, days after calling out the US administration at Coachella to applause and solidarity, there is an avalanche of outrage and condemnation by the political classes of Britain.
The real crimes are not in our performances; the real crimes are the silence and complicity of those in power.
Shame on them.
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RIP John Prescott. Hull legend, pint downer, jag owner and the best sitcom cameo of all time
Don’t make em like this any more
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Can't believe I heard this correctly but I did... rural affairs minister Daniel Zeichner just told @JPonpolitics that with some tax planning farmers can avoid paying inheritance tax, which Gov had to introduce to stop people from buying land to ... avoid paying inheritance tax
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Two chairmen at the Two Chairmen…
Good first day as co-chairman with my friend Lord Johnson.
But now down to work! – at London, England
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You start to see why it was so hard to buy them
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🇮🇴We asked a representative sample of 2,000 Britons to locate the Chagos Islands on a map, and these are the results....
Honestly better than I was expecting, although note the sizeable hotspots over the Falklands, Madagascar and ... Ireland
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I thought the govt had pledged to end these sort of fire and rehire tactics
EXC: Sue Gray will take a substantial pay cut now she is no longer chief of staff
I'm told the new role will definitely be paid less than her current wage (£170k) and less than the PM
The role could yet be unpaid. No confirmation she will get a salary
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