This is Howie DeWitt

Joined December 2009
Drilling down to his charity position and I agree entirely. Companies make you feel bad for not donating to charity but what they are really doing is having you raise your hand to pay for their tax relief, aka donating to charity.
SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS STORE MANAGERS, BUT I'M DONE. I just pulled $140 worth of groceries off the shelf, carried them across the store, scanned every item myself at a self-checkout kiosk, bagged every single item, and tapped my own card. Then the machine screen flipped around and asked: "Would you like to round up your total to donate to corporate charity?" ABSOLUTELY NOT. You eliminated 12 cashier jobs to cut corporate payroll, forced me to provide free manual labor for 15 minutes just to buy food, and now you want ME to fund your tax write-off? If I'm doing the work of an employee, give me a 10% self-checkout discount at checkout. Stop asking for tips and donations at kiosks where I did 100% of the work.
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I swear I just saw the ghost of Byron Leftwich playing defense for the Jaguars
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Howie DeWitt retweeted
Kyler Murray hit 20.82 mph on the first-down scramble in the third quarter that helped set up the Justin Jefferson touchdown throw and catch, per @NextGenStats. That’s the fastest speed any ball carrier clocked in Week 5.
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“Bitch” You know it’s bad when even the kicker is talking shit
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It’s the new athletic line from Calico Cut Pants. It’s got nothing to do with piss
I’ve been a runner for a long time and I’ve never ended a race with a sweat stain like this…
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Me when I ask my boomer CEO for a PTO day to go with my kids on a school field trip
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I’ve never heard of Sienna Spiro but she was incredible
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How much did Madonna pay MTV? Opening song and two awards including artist of the year? She’s a 68 year old woman that hasn’t been relevant in 20 years
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2026 VMAs. Madonna, Snoop, Paris Hilton… what is going on
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The NFL fined Bears CB Tyrique Stevenson $22,342 for unnecessary roughness (use of the helmet) — the hit that knocked off Vikings RB Aaron Jones’ helmet last week. No flag was thrown.
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The Vikings are the first team in NFL history to win 4 games in a row starting 4 different qbs. Proof that with their defense and the best kicker in the game, they are a threat every single week regardless of who is at qb.
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The Bears are averaging 31 points per game!!!Could they be on track to be the best offense in history?
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I want to win this division, but I hate seeing dynamic guys like Caleb go down.
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Not helmet to helmet contact on that hit against Jones?
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Bear offense recap so far
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Ruled out Khia (neck, back, pussy, crack)
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Another year of being shocked Pam Oliver is still employed
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Holly is right, Dallas Turner is a madman
Do you guys not realize how fucking crazy this is
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If the Bears can get the ball out quickly and avoid the blitz we might have a record for most combined points in this game
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Did @MussmanMike just say Sausage Fallujah on the pizza ad read @johnkriesel
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