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Just because people are watching doesn't change anything. How about, don't be afraid to do your job. There's a time to talk and a time not to talk. Know the difference.
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I'll always remember that time Untied Status Marin Crops made a cartoon for me
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When you conduct a traffic stop and find out it’s one of your department’s unmarked narcotic units.
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“Police management” is constantly looking for nonexistent problems with simple solutions to avoid acknowledging complex problems exist.
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I just said “go away” instead of “go ahead” on the radio and I’m so done right now 😭😂😭😂
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You know who’s lowkey the WORST at calling in BS “suspicious” stuff?
Off-duty cops.
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New record for the MOST conflicted any cop has ever been about doing their job: xitter.cf/lawcrimenetwork/status…
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A group of girls got into a scuffle.
During the fight someone's wig came off and they ran away.
There's now a big pile of tumble weave in the middle of the street.
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Please give us money so we can sue the police department after our son tried to murder three of their officers. He also pistol whipped a Subway employee and a Pizza hut manager and is suspected in 8 armed robberies. But he was a good kid. Money pls.
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'O HOLY NIGHT': After a fellow officer dared Portland, Maine, Police Officer Jeremy Turner to sing a Christmas classic, his rendition did not disappoint. fxn.ws/2l1axf5
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To all my brothers and sisters in blue who're out there on the street tonight, the firefighters in the firehouses, and all our military deployed- Thank you and Merry Christmas. Stay safe.
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Despite the 30 fire trucks in the block and massive amounts of smoke, people still asked, "Officer, what's going on?"
Can't you see?
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“I really feel terrible for the 20% of office workers who have to work today” we all thought as we wearily put on our body armor & loaded up our squad cars.
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It's cold. It's late. It's dead.
I just saw a co-worker I barely know take a homeless man into a 7-11 to buy him coffee and food. He then gave him cash.
He doesn't know I saw him.
This job is shit sometimes. Don't let it take your humanity.
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Jury selection, CCJ, yesterday.
Man: I can’t serve; I’m away for weekend.
Judge: We don’t sit at weekends.
Man: I’m away till Monday. I’m 54, a bachelor & it’s my 1st time in love.
Judge: Then you GO and you GO with my blessing.
It was truly an epic moment ❤️
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Dispatcher said woman called 911 this morning to complain about her son’s haircut that was 2 weeks ago & that his hair wasn’t growing right afterwards. 😣
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if you’re not a cop, please stop buying a ford explorer/taurus. i’m sick of braking for all of these inconsiderate soccer moms while i’m doing 83 in a 55 driving with my knee trying to put fire sauce on my taco bell




















