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Garrett Haley

@Thenamesgary411
 Missoula, MT
Joined August 2011
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Grandma’s at the dunes again 🙄
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In my personal opinion there are a few things that don’t count if you do them while sober; win a game of pool, get buff, make a bomb batch of homemade nachos.
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My brother is a nematode
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Berto@DryBertini22 Dec 2017
“No, Mr. Claus. I expect you to die.”
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josh@imjoshcoll19 Nov 2018
My old landlord went to burning man every year and asked me to call him the “land dude”
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BREAKING: Guy Fieri re-elected as Mayor of Flavortown.
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alysse@alyssemazakian4 Nov 2018
I found a tiny denim jacket at goodwill
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#FreeMarty
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Seth Rogen
@Sethrogen6 Oct 2018
THIS is important.
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@JKCorden6 Oct 2018
I can’t stop watching this.
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josh@imjoshcoll26 Aug 2018
Growing up means leaving your Spotify on ‘public’ when you listen to Coldplay.
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whalefact
@awhalefact25 Aug 2018
whales are pretty fuckin big
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“My names Snoop, and I’m a muthfuckin’ hustler”
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josh@imjoshcoll27 Jun 2018
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Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Dennis Rodman can do for your country.
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JOHN ALTER@JIBRALTER3 Jun 2018
Replying to @ders808
Your mom pierced her belly button with a shark tooth
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I’m Chaco’d out of my mind.
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