.@GBGbaseballUSA Navy American 2029/30's Beau Lawlor sends this one to center field for a single. Mira Costa (CA) 2029 #uncommitted Profile: fivetool.org/players/0bf54e3…

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JOHN ALTER · Jun 13, 2026 · 6:09 PM UTC

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🎶 “Now get up off yo' ass like your seat's hot” 🎶 💃

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JOHN ALTER · Jun 6, 2026 · 5:44 AM UTC

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Your mom bought her favorite hairbrush at Home Depot

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JOHN ALTER · May 17, 2026 · 5:30 PM UTC

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Your mom got a DUI playing Mario Kart ™️

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JOHN ALTER · May 17, 2026 · 5:29 PM UTC

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Your mom job at Autozone is to pick out the music.

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JOHN ALTER · May 17, 2026 · 5:25 PM UTC

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Your mom broke her arm in gym class but we rolled it in a flour tortilla and the ER doctor said it was healed.

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JOHN ALTER · May 17, 2026 · 5:10 PM UTC

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Your mom’s maiden name is Chris Brown.

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JOHN ALTER · May 12, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

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Your mom had her bachelor party at a Renaissance Fair

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JOHN ALTER · May 11, 2026 · 3:32 PM UTC

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Probably regret not naming one of my kids “Jermaine”

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P is for Pas 🇭🇹 🇺🇸 🔴🔱⚫️ · Dec 12, 2025 · 8:44 PM UTC

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Philly handstyle is GOATED …that’s fire that Beans can still whip…fist modern writer Cornbread is from Philly too

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The Wieners Circle · Nov 28, 2025 · 10:23 PM UTC

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JOHN ALTER · Nov 24, 2025 · 12:14 AM UTC

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8 - 3 💪 🐻 💨 @ChicagoBears

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Hits Junkie · Nov 20, 2025 · 11:00 PM UTC

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Hits Junkie

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Affirmative Action Live - Nas feat. AZ, Cormega, Foxy Brown (1996) 🔥🔥

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DJ SYLENT · Nov 21, 2025 · 1:24 PM UTC

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Ghostface Killah Rippin it Live On Stage 1998 🔥🔥

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cindy · Nov 9, 2025 · 3:18 AM UTC

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Nike commissioning graffiti artists like Chaka to put up murals of the Dodgers all over the city of Los Angeles is really cool

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Kevin Clark · Nov 4, 2025 · 3:44 PM UTC

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An unbelievable BADASSES from Jim Nantz on MIKE DITKA who he noticed only carried $100 bills on him during the time they did TV together. Ditka would pay for everything with the hundred and let them keep the change. Listen why. An all-time story from Nantz on Da Coach.