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Bill O'Zimmerman

@The_Reliant

Cosmic Country Roller Chili Expert (#NoBeans) BBQ’r Okay at pool Indepentarian Will fish balls off Manu Ginobili Forever Gettin' by on gettin' by Bucket Dad

 Coastal Bend of Texas
Joined May 2012
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Bill O'Zimmerman@The_ReliantNov 5
Albert Pujols will be interviewing for the Astros manager position tomorrow, followed by Mike Fiers and John Smoltz.
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Work in Progress@Kenny_SwiftNov 4
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That brisket is what set all of this in motion 😂
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Growing Up Retro
@GrowingUpRetroOct 30
Son: Hey Dad, what was your favorite song when you were in high school? Dad: Son, let me take you back to 1995 for a minute. This will give you goosebumps.
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Wilbur@wilburhookshandOct 27
Replying to @The_Reliant
eliminate TRANS fats in your diet
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Imagine putting up 2007 Brady numbers throwing arm punts lmao
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@AuxGod_Oct 22
was watching “Batman The Animated Series”, buddy threw for 400 yards throwing like this lol
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Johnny Midnight ⚡️
@its_The_DrJul 15
Willie Nelson was so high. Lol. Just walks out and wanders around the Stage as John Anderson Performs. 🤣😂
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Dustin Kittle
@dustinkittle21 Jul 2025
Elite from Sierra Ferrell — Covering the John Anderson-classic ‘Years’
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Bill O'Zimmerman@The_ReliantOct 22
Hope John Anderson’s up there on that big swing in the sky with Charlotte Johnson.
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KCinCypress62
@KCinCypress62Oct 20
Free Comedy Competition Show this Saturday in Cypress. Come out to see some great local comics perform their best for you.
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ettingermentum
@ettingermentumOct 16
This is like the end of a dictatorship lmfao
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@DeeshaThosarOct 16
Brewers are playing Shohei Ohtani’s walk-up song, “Feeling Good” by Michael Bublé, in their winning clubhouse. They absolutely lost it and popped more bottles when the song started blasting.
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Patrick K O'Neill@PatrickKONeillOct 15
Abbott
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I'd be okay with a tag-team match determining the Texas senate and gubernatorial races. Talerico and Hinojosa vs. Abbott and Paxton. Maybe Beto would show up and pass Gina some brass knucks, or maybe Dan Patrick would come down and hit little 'Rico w/ a metal chair.
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Bill O'Zimmerman@The_ReliantOct 14
Well... Espadios!
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The Astros have parted ways with manager Joe Espada
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Bill O'Zimmerman@The_ReliantOct 13
Shawn Michaels done pissed off The Nation of Domination!
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@3YearLettermanOct 9
🚨 BRAKING 🚨 The winningest coach in NFL history, Mike Ditka, has past away 1920-2026. RIP Coach
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Bill O'Zimmerman@The_ReliantOct 3
Them: open up a food truck with only three ingredients Me:
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Fan@maybef4nOct 4
Replying to @The_Reliant
Needs an Etch a Sketch strapped to his armband
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Cousin Brad
@BradWCAttorneySep 21
Me taking a leak after seven beers
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Bill O'Zimmerman@The_ReliantSep 18
I always carry around a bar of soap in case the restaurant is out of cilantro.
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KCinCypress62
@KCinCypress62Sep 18
Free comedy show in Cypress tomorrow, hosted by yours truly. Come on out.
🤖 Made with AI
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Bill O'Zimmerman@The_ReliantSep 17
Judge: "So I am seeing this totaled nearly $40K. So what other items did the defendant steal?" Prosecution: "The brisket. That's it. 50lbs of brisket. $40K value." Judge: "So it's like some type of rare wagyu or something?" Prosecution: "Nope. Just choice. $800/lb."
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