@TheTimDurham

Delightful. @AskOffTrack. I wrote a kids book that's not for kids.

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Joined June 2009
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I will never pin a tweet to my profile
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"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?" "No- wait, Dracula?" "Yes!" "You're vampires?" "Yes. We have pamphlets." "Vampires have missionaries?" "Where else would new vampires come from?" "I assumed you bit people." "There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"
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Currently trying to talk the girlfriend into the weirdest double feature ever
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Good pitch.
Cody Clarke / Kill The Lion Films
@codyclarkeOct 15
they should do an air bud-style hockey movie where jason from friday the 13th becomes a goalie on a college team and he's really good—downside is that when he's not playing he's killing a lot of the kids at the school
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Yes it is
Greensboro Police Department
@GSO_PoliceOct 14
“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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The news is getting a little too exposition-y
CNN
@CNNOct 4
Russian authorities are responding to an incident in which a suspected dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died. cnn.it/3Ubwb4F
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An alarming amount of my mental well being is tied up in this new Mummy movie being good
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This take is both brave and correct. In-N-Out burgers are fine and their fries are garbage. Not worth the hype or absurdly long wait time
nascarcasm
@nascarcasmOct 2
I'm sorry NASCAR industry but In-N-Out is like a hitter with a .175 batting average that some people think should be MVP
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french is a fundamentally unserious language
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I was just thinking that I should make a map to track all of the different places Off Track’s been recorded from (us and guests), then I remembered we interviewed astronauts from space, which would be hard to put on a map @Hinchtown @AlexanderRossi @IndiraFeustel @Astro_Feustel
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Tim Durham retweeted
TrivWorks@TrivWorksSep 23
Boarding a plane shortly. The pilot’s never flown before, but he’s an outsider who tells it like it is, and it’s time for a change
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I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted. Totally gutted, absolutely gutted.
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Is there any other actor as universally loved as Michael J Fox? What a deserving recipient for this award! #Emmys
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Tim Durham retweeted
Scott McKain
@scottmckainSep 13
I really think the podcast drove this — @TheTimDurham
Alexander Rossi
@AlexanderRossiSep 12
Up 57% from 2024 is unreal. Thank you @FOXSports @IndyCarOnFOX
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The premise is they are the Muppets and they have a show
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 10
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
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LilHumansBigImpact
@BigImpactHumansSep 7
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.
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Wait, who is this?! This is incredible!
Andrew Howard@howard2112Sep 7
Replying to @TheTimDurham @AskOffTrack
But look who won the @Hinchtown @GridRival league.
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Tim Durham retweeted
Nick Yeoman@NYeomanSep 7
With all due to respect to the 3 winners… It’s Loek Hartog
SPEED on FOX
@SPEEDonFOXSep 7
Who should be Driver of the Week?
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Probably a dumb question, but with Mick Schumacher finishing out of the Leaders Circle, and that charter having been sold, who lost out on the money, RLL or DRR?
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THIM’S THAKE: Bring on 2027 #indycar @AskOffTrack youtu.be/ptG40bHrWiY

THIM’S THAKE: Bring on 2027 #indycar

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