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Just a $DOBO looking for fame and fortune. #FamousCouches alumni. #BonkSquad swag enthusiast.

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Joined January 2023
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I am Punished Couch. I survived the great meme coin recession of 2022. I am here to recruit a group of elite shit posters and memers for the bullrun of 2023. Buy more #DOBO #erc20gem #thankselon @Dogebonk_ETH
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No black-pilling! The left over committed the steal. Dan J Sullivan still not around (where he hide too?)
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🤨Well, at least its not surprising
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DarksydePhil........W?
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YIKES! Self reporting on main. Wild human being
Im saying most of those people dont even seriously pursue medical transition anyway so they're irrelevant
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The 2nd worst part about this is that there are only about five factory production motorcycles with w/ left hand throttle. The estrogen fried the brain even further. I thought they/thems were supposed to be autistic.
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I will die on this Hill Arc Raiders ruined peoples mindset of what an Extraction Shooter is. All I see everywhere is people playing other Extractions and constantly crying that they are dying to other players while tasking or whatever I'm sorry but stop trying to ruin other extractions by crying for PvE every damn time. "he never used his mic I was trying to be friendly" If you aren't enjoying it go play an actual game you know by design is a PvE game. I don't understand why people come to an Extraction game knowing what they are getting into and think they aren't going to be killed by other players it's so dumb 🤣 Extractions are one of the most fulfilling genres because they give you an experience like no other, the highest of high's and lowest of lows. Don't like the genre don't play it.
Replying to @TheTacticalBrit
How about you play your PvP mode, and we play PvE mode? It’s not that hard. What’s the threat here? Can’t you milk content with PvP minded players like yourself?
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Replying to @OpenAI
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Republicans might lose Texas and Trump is clearly starting to show symptoms of dementia, democrats will win and they want blood. It has never been more over for the American right wing
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Walking into h3h3 studio like
Why did they put “we’re safe” bro your boss fucked around on his old lady why the fuck wouldn’t you pussies be safe
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We are most likely going to lose, weeks after election day.
Replying to @907Honest
Any sense of momentum on the RCV vote?
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Whatever could, or will happen: Vote, still vote. The collective voice is important and silence is treated as consent. Even if RCV is scammy or wonky, or the greatest thing since ??? - vote! No rolling over! Think of these elections as roll call - our voter rolls could use it
🚨🚨 THE ILLEGITIMACY PLAYBOOK / THE DEMOCRACY FILES: A PRIMER 🚨 I will be using this thread to track all drops, so bookmark it. I spent most of yesterday backing everything (now 312 gigabytes) up in various sources and getting the materials out to others. I also produced an AI video (below) to explain the whole thing to others are not on 𝕏 - feel free to distribute. Here's the primer: USAID, the foreign aid agency, had a democracy office. Inside the agency, it was called DRG. Officially, DRG administered "democracy assistance." They'd go inside countries they thought were sliding into authoritarianism and help the opposition there. That assistance included election monitoring, judicary support, independent media, and civil society building. You may have heard the term "color revolution." The model comes from Serbia in 2000, where trained student activists brought down Milosevic with the help of Western governments, after sustained protests. With the help of USAID's democracy office, this model was implemented in many other countries to topple governments: Georgia's "Rose Revolution" in 2003, Ukraine's "Orange Revolution" in 2004, and many more. Then last year, DOGE shut down USAID. But the USAID democracy office didn't stop. They formed a group called the Democracy Renewal Group, the same initials as their office (USAID Democracy, Human Rights, Governance). Their goal: apply their own playbook to the United States itself. This goal became a plan, called Renew American Democracy (RAD). It invoked the "4 B's" framework. Block - use lawfare and protests to make life harder for the Trump administration. Bridge & Belong - control dialogue and win people over. The final and most important B is Build. Build means redesigning the American government itself, and the crisis is the opening. In their own words: "We can take that breakdown moment and leverage it for a big structural reform, you know, refounding moment." - Danielle Reiff, DRG lead. Calls show DRG working alongside DSA on ideas of creating a different government, one that does away with the Constitution itself. DRG does not run the Block operations. They hand it to UDA, the United Democracy Alliance. One organizer calls it a "huge galaxy": lawsuits, street protests, non-cooperation. They list No Kings, Indivisible, MoveOn, 50501, and many other mega-activist NGOs among their members. Another organizer calls UDA Erica Chenoweth's project. Chenoweth is the Harvard professor behind the three-and-half-percent rule of regime change: get that share of a country's populace onto the streets, and historically, the movement wins. The UDA is very "hush-hush." They have no website, no roster, no filings. Then come the red lines: things the Trump administration could do, such as calling the Insurrection Act on protesters, that would mean that the federal government, in their words, "crosses the threshold into illegitimacy." Nobody voted on those lines. There was no public debate. These red lines were developed within secretive working groups, and in a paper addressed to governors and staff. In the words of Reiff/DRG: "So that if there is a red line crossed in terms of a Constitutional crisis, like everyone's already pre-organized. And so Mike Smith actually said, he goes, oh, you guys have the day after tomorrow plan." Cross a line, and the paper's options include states refusing to lend their resources to federal officials, and governors convening what it calls a "Third Continential Congress." Running the UDA's Insurrection Act working group: Rear Admiral Mike Smith (RET) of National Security Leaders of America (NSL4A). NSL4A is also credited with operationalizing UDA, the blocking operations. NSL4A consists of about 1,600 ex-officers, spies, diplomats. They're turning red lines into indicators and running a situation room to monitor them throughout the midterms and beyond. The NSL4A's lawyers told them to stop recording meetings in case of subpoenas. But the rest of the network continued to record. DRG works in conjunction with Renew to Thrive (R2T), which ended up accidentally publishing 400+ calls and thousands of documents. These calls and documents were never meant for our eyes, but it's them, on tape. Thousands of NGOs and billions of dollars are involved in this endeavor. Most of them believe they're saving democracy. The problem is that people who spent their careers deciding when other countries' governments had lost their legitimacy wrote that test for ours, in private, and planned for what comes after. Who decides when your government is legitimate?
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False majority, it just exhausts ballots until it looks like 50% (although it doesnt even do that). Dwindling the total votes down 🗑️
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killed a guy in DMZ solos who screamed "WHAT THE FUCK YOU KILLING ME FOR?!?!" it seems bro has never heard of Arachne from the peak game Marathon
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Fuck it, just bought a S&W 629 with 4" barrel and a Galco vertical shoulder holster. I've been tempted to do this for a long time. Thanks, Cowboy Bebop I know its stainless while the Bebop one is blued but I like stainless wheelguns and I'm going to polish the shit out of it
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for all the gamers that ain't rocking with DMZ cause there isn't enough PVP, boy do I have an extraction game for you😈
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Me anytime I do solos in Marathon…
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I'm gonna give it another try, sports fans.
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885 acres of Alaska agricultural land. Proposed for transfer to AIDEA for $0. What happens next is up to the public. The Alaska Department of Natural Resources (DNR) has issued a Preliminary Decision to convey 885 acres of state land in Point MacKenzie to the Alaska Industrial Development and Export Authority (AIDEA)—while removing longstanding agricultural covenants and reclassifying the land from agricultural potential to Settlement-Commercial. This is the same DNR and AIDEA that are attempting to take an estimated 10,000+ Acres just North of Houston for a Data Center that in their own words would cause water and habitat damage. The state cites declining hay production and calls agricultural covenants a “burden.” But agricultural land is a long-term resource, and its value cannot be measured by current production alone. Any land removed from agricultural use should be replaced with land of equal or greater agricultural value. Agricultural land must not be treated as a secondary or disposable resource. Before transferring agricultural land to AIDEA at no cost, the state should pursue proposals that preserve its potential for farming. Alaskans deserve a voice in decisions affecting the future of our agricultural land. TAKE ACTION BY WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21, AT 5:00 P.M. Submit a public comment through the DNR Public Comment Portal or email PMRE.conveyance@alaska.gov. Reference ADL 234934 in your comment and urge the state to protect Alaska’s agricultural land for future generations.
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