Comedian, writer, failure. Sidekick on the Sharp Balloons show. (He/Him) https://xitter.cf/t.co/j6u0bsT02I

Granada Hills, Los Angeles
Joined June 2010
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The Sharps! What a treat I got to see you everyday at con. What an honor it is to call you 2 friends. I'm so grateful for y'all and continue to spread all the balloon joy and chaos on the platform.
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*FREE* LIMITED EDITION MERCH ALERT! Iggy x RaidSaber™️ mug! Check my Twitch channel for how to qualify - and be sure to download Raid: Shadow Legends for free! strms.net/raid_sharpballoons and yes, today's stream is #sponsored and loving it @RaidRPG
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3yo (reading): p... l... d... Me: I think that’s an “a” 3yo: no, that’s a “d” Me: pretty sure that’s an “a” 3yo: hey, let’s argue!
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Nurse Natalie: Are you gonna be brave today? 3yo: I’m brave everyday. 💉 #vaccine #1down2togo #finally @pfizer
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On a heavier note: you know what’s confusing? MORE DELAYS so as not to be “confusing”. Explain it to me like I have a 3yo.
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Wait... who's that on the #TwitchFridge ? Balloon Art: finally getting the prestige treatment it deserves... see you Monday, fools!
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@Twitch15 Apr 2022
5 days of creativity, dozens of creators, and one #TwitchFridge. Creative Week starts Monday on twitch.tv/twitch.
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It's time for Part 2 of our one year #Twitch anniversary! More giveaways, another zombie parade, and, of course, more balloon #art! twitch.tv/sharpballoons
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IT CAME!! I am beyond excited... or is that just hunger? Either way check out today's stream brought to you by @HelloFresh #ad #stillexcited Use code POG-SE-323 for up to 16 FREE MEALS + 3 surprise gifts across 6 HelloFresh boxes, plus free shipping at strms.net/HelloFresh_sharpba…
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In honor of #NationalLoveYourPetDay, here's Iggy and some balloon art I've made of my big, beautiful boy!
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Healthy meal planning is the nemesis of the ADHD mind, friends. So I'm hyped for this month's partnership with @HelloFresh! #ad #stillexcited Use code POG-SE-323 for up to 16 FREE MEALS + 3 surprise gifts across 6 HelloFresh boxes, plus free shipping at strms.net/HelloFresh_sharpba…
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You know you can't resist more balloon #art and wholesome fun on #Twitch! Starting now! twitch.tv/sharpballoons #Memes
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Me: Did you have a good sleep last night? 3: Yep - I woke up minty fresh!
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"There's no way that this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's gotta be stopped." - Phil Connors Happy #GroundhogDay!
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On Betty White's 100th birthday, we remember one of the best moments in the @WWE: Betty White showing up to have an impromptu tea party with The New Age Outlaws! #wrestling, #art
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Betty White's career spanned 80 years, ranging from her being nominated for the first Best Actress #Emmy to appearing in Toy Story 4. What better way to honor Betty White's 100th than a weird balloon sculpture that brings them together? #BettyWhite, #art
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Even at 90, #BettyWhite continued to prove she was the First Lady of Television by debuting her show Off Their Rockers, which involved a promo that had her come in on a wrecking ball like @MileyCyrus! Here she is on a wrecking balloon!
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While everyone is rightfully missing Betty White on her 100th birthday, imagine how amazing the Golden Girls reunion must be! Thank you for being a friend!
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It's good Betty White never fought alongside @HamillHimself or the Rebels in #StarWars since the Empire would've immediately surrendered, which would've made for a less exciting movie. But today, it's important to remember Luke Skywalker's words: "No one's ever really gone."
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Happy #NationalBirdDay! Here are a few of my favorite avian balloon creations that I've made:
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Happy, happy, joy, joy! The stream is now live on #Twitch! twitch.tv/sharpballoons #art, #balloon, #Nickelodeon
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