@TheSharpDavid

Comedian, writer, failure. Sidekick on the Sharp Balloons show. (He/Him) https://xitter.cf/t.co/j6u0bsT02I

 Granada Hills, Los Angeles
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Joined June 2010
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Stay cool.
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The down-ballot races are where your vote has the most impact. #Vote – at Granada Hills, Los Angeles
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David Sanders Sharp retweeted
JennsLens@imjennslens10 Oct 2022
The Sharps! What a treat I got to see you everyday at con. What an honor it is to call you 2 friends. I'm so grateful for y'all and continue to spread all the balloon joy and chaos on the platform.
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This is a post to say that I am at Twitchcon and am totally failing at posting anything about Twitchcon except for this post about being at Twitchcon and how I’m failing to post about being at Twitchcon.
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David Sanders Sharp retweeted
SharpBalloons@SharpBalloons26 Aug 2022
*FREE* LIMITED EDITION MERCH ALERT! Iggy x RaidSaber™️ mug! Check my Twitch channel for how to qualify - and be sure to download Raid: Shadow Legends for free! strms.net/raid_sharpballoons and yes, today's stream is #sponsored and loving it @RaidRPG
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Reading a short @Mouseguard story on David Petersen's channel tonight at 4ish. Join us if you like anthropomorphic rodentia, incredible art, or just enjoy the sound of my voice. Join us before we raid: twitch.tv/sharpballoons Or you can meet us here: twitch.tv/davidpetersen

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“Well, that was a nice trip!” -Porter, upon returning home from hospital
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Two down, one to go 💪 #Vaccinated #Vaccine #VaccineNation #Vax #Vaxxed #ToddlerVax
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Knock-knock.
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David Sanders Sharp retweeted
SharpBalloons@SharpBalloons12 Jul 2022
3yo (reading): p... l... d... Me: I think that’s an “a” 3yo: no, that’s a “d” Me: pretty sure that’s an “a” 3yo: hey, let’s argue!
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David Sanders Sharp retweeted
SharpBalloons@SharpBalloons30 Jun 2022
Nurse Natalie: Are you gonna be brave today? 3yo: I’m brave everyday. 💉 #vaccine #1down2togo #finally @pfizer
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Porter filled out his ballot, and you should too. #Vote 🇺🇸🗳👍🏻
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1pm PST start time today!
SharpBalloons@SharpBalloons26 May 2022
Excited to try our new food from @FactorMeals live on stream today! *Pop* in and say hi! #sponsored #twitchartist Use code FACTORSE744 for $120 off at strms.net/factor75_sharpball…
David Sanders Sharp retweeted
SharpBalloons@SharpBalloons26 Apr 2022
On a heavier note: you know what’s confusing? MORE DELAYS so as not to be “confusing”. Explain it to me like I have a 3yo.
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David Sanders Sharp retweeted
SharpBalloons@SharpBalloons15 Apr 2022
Wait... who's that on the #TwitchFridge ? Balloon Art: finally getting the prestige treatment it deserves... see you Monday, fools!
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@Twitch15 Apr 2022
5 days of creativity, dozens of creators, and one #TwitchFridge. Creative Week starts Monday on twitch.tv/twitch.

Get Ready for Creative Week on Twitch

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3yr old: “This is the BEST lunch I ever had!” *refuses to eat any more*
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We're watching The Emperor's New Groove together, then making some *groovy* balloons afterwords. Join us if you need some indoor fun for your Saturday evening. Movie starts at 4pm PST Movie: discord.gg/NwCVSjvmNZ Balloons: twitch.tv/sharpballoons

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Slo-mo balloons. clips.twitch.tv/DependableRe… #Twitch #Twitchstreamer #TwitchStreaming #Livestream #LiveStreaming
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Proud dad moment: even though he’s only three, Porter is already able to ennui at a fourth grade level! Note: he’s despondent at the idea of finishing his dinner before he can have dessert. Quelle horreur!
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