20x Produced Screenwriter (Shark Side of the Moon) | Writer/Director: THE JOLLY MONKEY/SUMMERWEEN/RESIDENT DEAD | 2x pulmonary embolism survivor.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2010
I really hate doing this, but times are tough for as all. Thinking about tiers and benefits at the moment, but for now, if Iโ€™m going to get yelled at by someone in a mansion who thinks Iโ€™m an idiot, may as well try to have some ramen to comfort me. buymeacoffee.com/ryanebert
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Performing an abortion in Mississippi could result in 10 years in prison but an officer killing a 1-year-old child is justified????
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Basically said that child's life wasn't worth more than a pair of diapers. You can't rehabilitate this.
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Yes, yes, 1000 times, yes! Same for people who think a movieโ€™s box office is an indicator of quality. Why the fuck does that matter to you? Itโ€™s a baffling mentality too many people have today.
Idk who needs to hear this, but unless you're a TV executive or Robert Manfred, if you're whining about the potential TV ratings for the World Series, you are a massive fucking dork. Dudes in letterman jackets should appear and stuff you in a locker every single day.
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Remind that the founder of No Kings is a Zionist who called for every Palestinian who resists "Israel" to be wiped off the face of the earth.
Here is the founder of #NoKings saying that if "Israel" could get a big red button to trigger the wholesale extermination of the Palestinian resistance, he'd support it.
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We all need to become a lot more French.
WTF is the point of these โ€œNo Kingsโ€ protests? There is no list of demands. WTH ARE YOU PROTESTING? Trump Bad? Yeah, everyone knows that already. But what are you demanding to change?
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YOUR MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE HEADING TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have to sayโ€ฆ filmmaking is not for the weak of heart.
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So true of James Hetfield to say Metallica doesnโ€™t bring political bullshit to the Sphere. Real musicians stay completely neutral, charge $1,500 a seat, and quietly pass the revenue to stakeholder Steve Cohen so he can fund mental health clinics for the IDF ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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This is shady and shitty as hell. Fuck Ben Shapiro.
Danny Trejo's son posted this about his father's upcoming movie. It's very sad and eye opening
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Disgusting, this should be illegal.
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Bryan Cranston has written a tribute for his โ€˜Breaking Badโ€™ on-screen son RJ Mitte who tragically passed away due to suicide. โ€œWe were texting each other just a few weeks ago - figuring out when we could meet for lunch. I don't know if that lunch would have changed his future... But I do know that I loved him.โ€
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Itโ€™s hard to explain to non-fans of baseball how a single at-bat that resulted in a walk changed the trajectory of the rest of the game, but for those who knowโ€ฆ this was one hell of a duel.
Just an incredible at-bat from Jake Bauers that changed this whole game
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THE SHUCKS!!!!!
Huge insurance knock โ€ผ๏ธ
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HANG IT IN THE LOURVE
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That โ€œJust wrapped the biggest movie of my career (so far)โ€ feeling.
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And thatโ€™s a wrap on my biggest movie to date. ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿจ
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Resident Dead (2026) ๐Ÿ’€ | When he says he doesn't like dirty soda One bitten daughter. One father. One shrinking window to reach the cure before she turns. ๐Ÿ“Ž vist.ly/5jwwa #ResidentDead #TheAsylum #Zombie
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A fair and honest review of my latest, RESIDENT DEAD.
Douze jours avant la sortie du Resident Evil de Zach Cregger, The Asylum dรฉgaine Resident Dead, un mockbuster un peu moins pourri que leurs standards habituels, mais un film de zombies pas bien glorieux quand mรชme. darksidereviews.com/film-resโ€ฆ
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