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You pussies have complained about a halftime show, nonstop, every single day, for over 4 months. its been 133 days of abuse and threats and performative victimhood, because there was going to be a 15 minute concert on TV, and you didnt like that.
you people are so fragile and weak it makes my fucking skin crawl.
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Taylor Swift makes the Super Bowl in her first year in the league. Elite.
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Jason Kelce just retired from the NFL. He has 3 little girls. He’s a HoF center. Married to an absolute gem.
He tailgated with Bills fan. Drank out of bowling balls. Cheered on his baby brother. Lifted up a little girl at the game so she could see Taylor Swift.
And people still wants to complain.
Do me a favor? Smile more. Laugh a little. Unclench your buttholes.
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"You just won the Super Bowl where are you going next?"
"I'm going to Disneyland!"
*son dies of measles*
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“Hello, Lorde? This is Brian Cashman. I’d like to offer you $33.5 million to write a song called “Yankees.”"
