Writer of code and comedy. There's never been a gist that I didn't get. Sr. Software Engineer @paramountplus Creator @catslockapp Former staffer @teamcoco

Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2010
Full write up on Cats Lock, took months of fine-tuning to get the detection right and now others can confirm, it absolutely works!
This app blocks your cat's walky-typey on your Mac keyboard. This is a real app. I repeat. This is a real app. And it works. Tested in a household with over half a dozen cats, always eager to type their way across a Mac's keyboard. And it actually works. digitaltrends.com/computing/…
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Cats Lock was covered today in @DigitalTrends, keyboards everywhere are a little safer
Cats Lock is a Mac app that locks your keyboard when it detects cat-like typing. Because your cat has no business replying to that email. 🎥: @catslockapp #technology #technews
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todd alexander retweeted
Cats Lock 2.0 is here 🐾 Months of work went into this one. A full redesign, brand new mascot, and now Smart Detect, which tells your typing from a cat’s and locks the keyboard on its own. Available on the Mac App Store: apps.apple.com/app/cats-lock…
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Back in April I created @catslockapp to deal with my cat always climbing on my keyboard. It's been 4 months and it's still trending on the Mac App Store. On Sept 30th I'm launching v2.0, a complete redesign. Thanks to everyone who's given feedback & helped this app grow.
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Ok back on twitter after a few years, about 400 people have unfollowed me, 750 stayed with. I will be dedicating all of my attention to those 400 unfollowers.
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Good Vibes Only is the new Live, Laugh, Love
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Gift baskets, eat an assortment of food that should be refrigerated but somehow isn’t.
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If you want something really bad, say it out loud to the universe. Hopefully a smart device will hear you and return you a targeted ad.
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#ElizabethHolmes just needed a better #coach:
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Dude just tried to call me out on my aura
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AirBnB should let you rate places on their over the top labeling
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confidence always fades somewhere during pronouncing the second syllable in hierarchical
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Hey when someone forwards you a newsletter you can just do the unsubscribing for them
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To all the travel sites asking for my feedback, be confident in yourselves
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todd alexander retweeted
Here's the board for the #BetterCallSaul season finale.
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Those door cam commercials really drive home the fantasy of shaming lowlifes from your mobile device
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Looking forward to seeing which companies will be apologizing to us during tonight's NBA conference finals
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I just taste for the first time a smothie..MAN GOD BLESS AMERICA😊
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My favorite rap songs are the ones that pretty much insult my financial status.
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wondering if we can all agree on taking a break from handshakes for the next two months
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