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Alonzo retweeted
almost 40% of my paycheck disappearing into a -$30 trillion black hole is in fact a problem i have
Alonzo retweeted
My stance with the tariffs is basically
Everyone I know who's been wrong about literally everything for the last 10 years is SUPER pissed about them
So the 'inverse retard' indicator says it's probably fine
Alonzo retweeted
"Nobody voted for Elon Musk!"
You know who I definitely didn't vote for: The 10,000 employees of USAID. The 87,000 IRS agents hired by Biden. The entire unelected bureaucracy. I didn't vote for a single one of you, ever, and I want my fkn money back. Enjoy the unemployment line.
Alonzo retweeted
going on a bender of epic proportions this week at art basel in honor of hunter biden
Alonzo retweeted
This pretty much how it’s going xitter.cf/jefferyremmers_/status…
Alonzo retweeted
Worst jobs in the United States:
1. Starbucks Barista
2. Suburban Real Estate Agent
3. Investment Wholesaler
4. Used Car Salesman
5. Uber eats
6. Northwestern Mutual
7. Lab rat
8. Compliance
9. Anything located in strip mall
10. Whoever cleans up dead people
Billions in R&D just to reinvent the bus
BREAKING: $UBER is launching an NYC shuttle service to take people from Manhattan to LaGuardia Airport for $18
The details:
- Trips every 30 minutes
- Service to and from the airport
- Three pick up / drop off locations: Port Authority, Grand Central, and Penn Station
Alonzo retweeted
Anyone still arguing Trump is a threat to democracy is a joke. Democrats just wiped out their entire primary system to replace their candidate with roughly 3,000 party elites voting. The will of their primary voters didn’t matter at all. They staged an actual insurrection.
