Not remotely little. Once a chef, still a cook. Gooner (est. 1979). Ceramicist. β€œTerrific pudding” - Alan Rickman

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Look at this newly purchased unopened Fairy Liquid Bottle! You could fit a walnut whip in that space! Or five chipolatas, or an Alsatian’s nose……. What do YOU think would fit in that space ? @ProcterGamble
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That Bird’s Custard lid is going to be a loss leader.
Spotted in Piccadilly this morning. Xmas gifts for those hard-to-buy-for relatives: solid silver lids for your pantry staples.
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Maybe @outonbluesix can help me on this one. Kid’s TV show, 80s. Possibly a Saturday morning show like β€˜The 8:15 From Manchester’ or β€˜Swap Shop’. All I can remember is a segment called β€˜Tapeworm’s Tasty Tales’. It’s doing my head in. Something to do with Gilbert? Heylp!
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Big deal. Henry VIII was very close with his Groom of the Stool. Noblesse oblige, kids.
Broad daylight. In public. An adulterous, married president kissing and embracing another woman. It’s shameless, degrading, profoundly unpresidential and a slap in the face for the office. The hypocrisy is staggering. The presidency deserves dignityβ€”and America deserves better.
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Stratums.
Cameron Winter tells Rolling Stone that when a band is on tour that is the most a band is "an actual band." "It's really brutal to like get in a van at any level."
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Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. With that in mind, I wanted to remind you of this video produced by Norwich City; it remains one of the most profound things I've ever seen produced on the subject.
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Rudy Giuliani: "I remember Sept. 11, 2001. But I heard her say she was there that day. I was there that day. I don’t remember seeing Hillary Clinton there.”
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Hillary Clinton never claimed she was in New York City on Sept. 11, 2001. She was in Washington, D.C., and traveled to NYC on Sept. 12, where she toured Ground Zero with Rudy Giuliani. Giuliani apologized in 2016 for making this false claim: snopes.com/news/2016/10/1… apnews.com/united-states-…
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I always find protests like Portsmouth and Dover interesting. Because imagine if everyone showed this amount of solidarity and anger towards energy companies, lobbyists and bought politicians
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Why anyone would want to go anywhere near that godforsaken, sweaty, swamp-ridden, barely-evolved state is beyond me. America’s STD-riddled wang.
The Florida humidity had Antoine Griezmann fighting for his life πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ˜­
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Boss making you resign to save himself? Join a union.
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What a load of old horseapples.
Rik Mayall was a fantastic comedic talent, but we all know that if he were alive today he'd be somewhat to the right of Alan B'Stard, and a leading Brexiteer.
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I’ve not seen red pepper coulis on a menu since the early 90s. Lord’s keeping it old-skool. πŸ‘ŠπŸ»
On the menu in the Player’s Dining Room for day one.
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The time of plane photos, beach pics, sausage legs, β€œit’s awful here”, balcony landscapes and pool-and-book posts is almost over. We are rapidly approaching the β€œI can’t belieeeeve my baby is in Year 4 πŸ˜­β€ phase of the year. Ah, the predictable seasons of British social media.
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