@TheGoatFiles

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Joined June 2026
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He’d be back up to Lamine Yamal. #notsmart
Barça Universal
@BarcaUniversal
Sep 27
🚨🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona are keeping a VERY close eye on EstevΓ£o’s situation at Chelsea. EstevΓ£o is FRUSTRATED with his lack of minutes under Xabi Alonso, having played just 23 minutes in the first 5 Premier League games. Deco has first-hand information about his situation and BarΓ§a continue to follow what happens in London. β€” @sport
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@gnf_ogo
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I hope God actually come through for me bro, I dey face am gan but fairs.
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A To Zed@DatLiverpoolBoy
Jun 27
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You’re noticed though
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@5peatNel
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Ronaldo scored free kicks against prime Neuer and Thibaut Courtois Who Messi scores his free kick against:
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That’s literally Ronaldo’s opponents in the Camel league 😭😭
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@5peatNel
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Ronaldo scored free kicks against prime Neuer and Thibaut Courtois Who Messi scores his free kick against:
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I did my internship at a branch of NTA I prefer not to disclose, I’m better than all of them working there at what’s needed to work in a Media House. I wonder what our elders were taught in school
stux@svuxcore
Sep 25
nigeria is such a funny simulation, because tell me why a β€œthief” speaks better than a reporter? nna ehn!
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I’m afraid I won’t
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@_iamhabeeb
Sep 24
I’ll end this year with a big win.
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Wears HQ
@styledbyjamz
Sep 24
i’ve not had a happy day for the last 2 months now but you’ll read my tweets and think i’m still sane.
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1st born by gameweek 26 2028/2029 season inshallah
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What can I do to grow my beard & Mustache ASAP?
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Yk when you Dey with babes and you just know you can fvck them if you choose to.
shaka ⚑️
@shxkxbabu
Sep 21
good morning
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Needed this guys to win their previous game to win 1.3m, Guendozi missed an open goal & they hit the frame of the goal twice. This week, they win 8 nil.
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@433
Sep 20
π“π‡πˆπ’ 𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑 π“π„π€πŒ 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 π’π‚πŽπ‘π„πƒ 8️⃣ π†πŽπ€π‹π’ πŸ‘ ©️ Muriqi this game: βš½οΈβš½οΈβš½οΈβš½οΈπŸ…°οΈ ⚑️ Greenwood with a π˜½π™π˜Όπ˜Ύπ™€ πŸ”₯ π—ͺ𝗛𝗒 𝗖𝗔𝗑 𝗦𝗧𝗒𝗣 π—§π—›π—œπ—¦ π—™π—˜π—‘π—˜π—₯❓ πŸ‘€
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@5peatNel
Sep 20
Wait. Didn’t we sign mourinho because he had the guts to bench whoever no matter who their names are? ???
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I no longer have the drive to write long paragraphs like I did on this day. Shoutout @tobyasky . It ain’t easy.
The Goat Files 🐐
@TheGoatFiles
Jul 15
Cesc Fabregas was spot on. England went 1 up at the 55th Minute and immediately dropped back. Immediately you could see what the intention was, to defend. At the 72nd minute Thomas Tuchel made his first change. Subbed off Goalscorer & Winger Antony Gordon for Ezra Konsa. 10 minutes later, Reece James- An Attacking Right back and Declan Rice - A midfielder both subbed off for Dan Burn & O’Reilly. At that point, England had 4 Center backs on the pitch, For context, Teams usually use 2 & sometimes 3. The idea was clear. Defence. This must have influenced the mindset of the Players. Fairplay Cesc Fabregas. Tuchel has something to learn from you
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Bring him home @ChelseaFC
b@toughjuice
Sep 19
Surreal, Manu Kone 😍
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Fetish
@FetishBets
Sep 18
Life before I was introduced to gambling
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W RED CARD
Goals Xtra
@GoalsXtra
Sep 19
Mohamadou KantΓ© red card πŸŸ₯nitter.cf/nook28940509/status/21…
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Levi Colwill
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Colwill is so useless
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