@TheDragNet

TBH i'm just here to scoff while i read your tweets. Also checkout my linked website below for cool stories and more. Open for editorial collabs

 Kenya
leisurecollective.co.ke
Joined November 2009
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Don’t ever present again, ever!
uNdabezitha@JuniorMbatha_Oct 15
I present to you Beetroot 🤝
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How ima pull up on yo girl in a Tesla roadster
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Acan@I_I_AcanOct 13
Someone on TikTok said a Jamaican mermaid is called a seagyal 😭😭😭😭😭
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Nigga was fighting for his life
Rap-Up
@RapUpOct 12
What started as an attempt to capture some wild anaconda content quickly turned into a reminder that some animals are NOT here for the cameras.
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You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids.
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Just witnessed an accident along James Gichuru Road on my way home; An Aston Martin, VW Tiguan and a Suzuki N-Wagon drivers involved. Viewer’s descretion advised
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30+ years with this one @TheDragNet . My day 1 since kindergarten 🥹
elton@eltoowavyOct 9
how old is your oldest friendship ?
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M.T. Grave
@MTGraveStudioOct 7
Is there a death in a film that makes you laugh??
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No, You are Nubia🤭❤️
We Are Nubia@WeareNubiaSep 18
Replying to @ambuso_
WE are grateful ❤️
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5@SW6G3NERALOct 7
(n)@GlightyearV2Oct 6

Lady Binladen "Not Yours" | On The Radar Performance

Lady Binladen "Not Yours" | On The Radar Performance

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Going no-contact with anyone only works if you’re not obsessed about being in no-contact. Otherwise you are just ruminating & thinking it’s helping you.
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@useryankariOct 5
you can call me selfish or lazy, but there’s no way i’m having kids who are gonna depend on me for 20+ years with no damn break, then pretending i’m supposed to be excited about it. i know myself. i’m not the one.
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dating is hard for me because they have to be funnier than me and I’m really funny
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If you want to hide anything from me, put it in a Tyler Perry movie.
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I love direct communication. Please disappoint me in one clear sentence so I can get on with my day.
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kiesha
@kiesha9iOct 5
Every pet parent has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator
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Imagine if we all came together for Tina’s show… no competing shows, no split audience, just the industry showing up for one of our own. We talk about supporting our own, but practice when it matters.Anyway, it is well. ❤️
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.@Mumbi_Oct 4
I'm happy I experienced my first ARDORN Live but sad idk when the next one will be. Incredible sound, great performances from the band, beautifully curated DJ sets between acts, and immersive storytelling. Tina Ardor has been, and will always be an Afro House icon. 🇰🇪🎼🤎
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Shoutout to all the pets around the world who are literally keeping millions of people sane right now.
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