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Kenya
Joined November 2009
You guys really outdid yourselves. Stellar performances!! The ticket was worth every penny
Asantenii sana! ❤️ What a super vibe! Got to share music I rarely get to play out. Big love to @LA_DAVEEE for that deep house session, @DarqueCity & @iv_ey! 🖤 Shoutout to my Room 2 warriors @lharrey_ @Wandvt @Sendz29 @surajkenya, #Zhai & #Nyababy! 🙌🏾 @kodanairobi
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What a great event all the sets were 💯
That Sendat x Lharrey set????????? No words!!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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After Kususa this was the BEST set of the year my LAWD 😭😭😭
So excited to listen to @DarqueCity today!
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So excited to listen to @DarqueCity today!
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If #Asili decided to do pure Afrohouse events they’d give the rest of the Oontz portfolios a run for their money- their event organization, stage setup, ticketing system, immersive experience, powerful sound and screen, lighting… security… was all done to near perfection
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Never heard anyone playing this banger like ever? Kinda impressive
Mombasa newest location 🙌🏾
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Current situation
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I hate that I know the original tweet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Ama nibuy ugali mboga na yogurt kama last time?" "Usibuy kwanza"
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Don’t ever present again, ever!
I present to you Beetroot 🤝
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How ima pull up on yo girl in a Tesla roadster
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Awww ☺️🥰🥰
Today is Global Cat Day.
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This week I’ve really *physically toiled I think I’ve lost so many aura points heh
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Njerae makes music for the real yearners and honestly I admire that about her, in an era where every romantic interaction is mechanically engineered
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Miss me with those paragraphs 😩
My Aviodant texted today.
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Marrying a wrong person can literally destroy you even before their family does
Between marrying the wrong person and marrying into the wrong family... which one is worse?
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I know Kambas are puking blood rn. Farmers were really looking forward to rains this week mbegu zitakaukia kwa shamba mamae
Interesting developments in the Western indian Ocean as the MJO trpical atmospheric wave enters phases 2 & 3. Massive twin cyclones develop in the Indian ocean, off the East African coastline, causing severe disruption of easterly winds, cutting-off moisture transport into Ethiopia, Somalia & much of coastal, Eastern & NE #Kenya for about one week from tomorrow. This will significantly suppress rainfall in these parts of Kenya, as well as Southern/Eastern Ethiopia & Somalia where relentless El Nino powered wet spells have led to very heavy rainfall and flooding in recent weeks. The cyclone in the north will drift towards Southern Yemen and probably make a landfall there on or around 24th October while the other one wil drift southwards and dissipate in the South Western Indian Ocean, North-East of Madagascar. Its outer bands may cause intense rain and storm surges in the Seychelles.
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EPRA has sharply increased fuel prices for the October 15 to November 14, 2026, period. — Super petrol up by Sh12.9 to Sh226.9 per litre — Diesel up by Sh9.9 to Sh226.9 per litre
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Me being very far away from a gas pump Is annoying the hell outta me because I know past midnight those prices will be nonsense
EPRA to Hold Press Conference at 4pm Today to Announce October-November Fuel Prices
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JMM retweeted
Someone on TikTok said a Jamaican mermaid is called a seagyal 😭😭😭😭😭
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