@TheClippy

It looks like you’re writing a letter, and I’m going to help you with that.

Joined March 2013
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No matter what life has thrown my way, I’ve always been really good at keeping things together.
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Proud is not a word I use often but youtu.be/v3te8_elHWE?si=8GOQ…

WINDOWS95MAN - PAPERCLIP (MUSIC VIDEO)

-WARNING FLASHING IMAGES-Windows95man - Paperclip (Music Video)ST...

youtube.com
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Maybe the sky really is bluer on the other side... bsky.app/profile/theclippy.b… #AcceptNoImitations
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It looks like you're starving for attention. Would you like to completely invent a DDOS attack with that?
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I would like to give everyone I ever offered to help write a letter a $10 gift card for Blockbuster Video.
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It looks like you're about to tweet about politics. Maybe just... don't.
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Never attribute to paperclip what can be attributed to incompetence.
Dan Ellis@dgellis090719 Jul 2024
This global IT outage has all the signs of Clippy exacting his revenge from being fired from Microsoft
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Thankfully not - I got out of there years ago.
Matthew Highton@MattHighton19 Jul 2024
Microsoft right now.
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I'm hearing talk from #EMFCamp that people think I'm dead. It looks like wishful thinking. Would you like some help with that?
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Clippy's Weird Cousin @TheClippy know them?
Clippy's Weird Cousin (a tool that looks like a mutant Paper Clip)

ALT Clippy's Weird Cousin (a tool that looks like a mutant Paper Clip)

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I might relentlessly ask you if you're writing a letter, but I don't contain advertisements. Clippy 1 - 0 Start Menu
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It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like to buy some new pens? How about some paper? Hey look at this trendy notepad. And here's a cool backpack that'd go with that quite nicely. And since you're carrying that backpack, maybe you'd like to hear about good physiothe-
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It's not AI if it's just 1000s of workers in poorly paid jobs doing a chunk of manual work to close the loop. At least when I made a crap suggestion in Office '97 it was all me, baby.
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BRB just checking in on my NFTs, I haven't looked at them since 2021 I'm sure they're doing great.
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Don't worry, I'm in talks to bring my own generative letter writing support to Nokia Symbian handsets this year too.
Mark Gurman
@markgurman18 Mar 2024
BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Google are in discussions for Gemini to power Generative AI features coming to the iPhone with iOS 18 this year. Apple also recently held talks with OpenAI on a deal. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Apple Is in Talks to Let Google Gemini Power iPhone AI Features

Apple Inc. is in talks to build Google’s Gemini artificial intelligence engine into the iPhone, according to people familiar with the situation, setting the stage for a blockbuster agreement that...

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A copilot by any other name smells just as sweet.
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It’s true. All for the low, low price of Office ‘97.
Ashpreet Bedi
@ashpreetbedi5 Jan 2024
Replying to @TheClippy
@TheClippy is the OG @ChatGPTapp
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It looks like Microsoft are, in the age of software, releasing a physical hardware AI button. Would you like some help with that? Because I have a few ideas...
A photograph of a computer keyboard with the windows/copilot key replaced with a picture of clippy the paperclip.

ALT A photograph of a computer keyboard with the windows/copilot key replaced with a picture of clippy the paperclip.

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New year, new you. Would you like some help with that?
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It looks like Twitter hasn't died yet. *checks watch* Would you like to give it another couple of months?
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Another month, another person posting the same joke without any credit to the person who originally took the photo.
Darcy DeClute | Scrum | Python | GitHub | Java | X@scrumtuous11 Oct 2023
The Microsoft Paperclip has really fallen on tough times. 📎🖇️🧻
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