How it felt absolutely raw dogging a meeting without a laptop

Going to open a steak restaurant and call it SteakHolders

At my age I didn't expect to be googling 'chicken safe to eat?' so much

People be getting REAL in the youtube comments

Printer: What pages would you like to print? Me: Odd pages only thanks.

I’m doing my hour Off Brand at @LeicsComedyFest this Saturday at 7pm!! comedy-festival.co.uk/events…

I just want someone who will message me as consistently and frequently as a period tracker app

Really excited to get some writing done today! But first I need to look at all the places I used on live on google street view

Lord give me the confidence of someone who plays music in public without headphones

Sorry i was late to the meeting. I was just thinking back to a pub quiz where the question was 'how many US presidents have been assassinated' and I learned that the answer if 4 not 2 so then I ended up going down a wikipedia rabbit hole about william mckinley and his wife ida

Over a million words in the English language and there's not one to succinctly say 'that smell wasn't me' to person walking into the toilet cubicle after me

Welcome to adulthood where a heatwave excites you bc you think of how fast your laundry will dry

What do you call a Gen-z kids book? .... It's Giving Tree

The tipping point theme song is pretty dramatic for a show about gently sliding coins

If I ever do #edfringe23 again, I'm making myself an advent calendar. Why do I have to wait till Christmas to give myself a little daily chocolate treat? @CadburyUK can we make this happen?