Award-winning comedy writer. Head of Comedy at VAULT. She/her.
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Kate Stone retweeted
Good morning
@tom_watson
Your journey from MP who most understood the Cambridge Analytica scandal to paid-up Palantir apologist is really quite the journey.
Hope the 💰💰💰💰is worth it.
Here’s some background reading ahead of your first day 🧵👇
Kate Stone retweeted
A Farage reset will mean the clock on his declarations also resets - so if there are other declarable "gifts" he received in the year before the 2024 election that we don't know about he will no longer have to tell anyone. The inquiry into the £5 million - when it resumes - could ask him direct questions about that - but he may or may not answer
Kate Stone retweeted
holy crap this is easily the best Tony Award speech of the entire night. hell yes to all of this
"This is dedicated to the beautiful tapestry of immigrant families who make this country really special. May you one day not have to audition for the empathy that should be freely given by this country that benefits from your beauty. To the queer and trans communities that always will exist, no matter what people in power try to take away from them. To the people of Palestine who deserve to live a free life – a full life – without occupation. ... If there's one thing we can learn from vampires, it's that life is short, but that's its gift. Find beauty in the ephemeral and gratitude in what is not promised."
—Ali Louis Bourzgui, winning Featured Actor in a Musical for The Lost Boys
Kate Stone retweeted
Six years on, sisters Bibaa Henry and Nicole Smallman are in my thoughts. I promised their mum Mina that we will never forget.
We must do more to protect women and girls, to build a society where no family has to endure such a loss or dismissal due to the colour of their skin.
Kate Stone retweeted
Lady in glasses, "I'd just like to say that if there should be any cold rage that is happening, it should be directed towards the politicians"
Fiona Bruce, "What, all of them?"
Lady in glasses, "No, the ones trying to sow the seeds of division between us"
"Because we're basically being manipulated by billionaires at this point"
"And it shouldn't be like that"
Kate Stone retweeted
Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital
Conor McGregor has officially announced that he’s running for president of Ireland xitter.cf/TheNotoriousMMA/status…
Kate Stone retweeted
Can you help? Do get in touch!
ALT Are you a lawyer with charity sector expertise? Would you be willing to assist the David Nobbs Memorial Trust with some pro-bono work? We are a small band of comedy enthusiasts elevating emerging writers. If you're a charity sector lawyer with a passion for comedy and have a little bit of time to spare time to help, get in touch via DM's.' Please share!
Kate Stone retweeted
We are delighted to announce this year's DNMT New Comedy Writing shortlist. Congratulations to:
Tom Little
Jaskaran Bahia
Lotte Allan
James Boughen
Matthew Mclane
The winner will be revealed in July...
Anyone else in East Sussex without running water? @SouthernWater don’t seem to have any reported incidents in the area, waiting to talk to someone… #SouthernWater
Brighton! Come down to the first ever Late Nite with William Stone TONIGHT! Amazing lineup featuring Christy Coysh, Jen Ives, Shalaka Kurup & more! Starts at 8pm at the Caroline of Brunswick eventbrite.co.uk/e/late-nite…
Kate Stone retweeted
so I'm chatting about how it's going so far at the BFI on Friday. come along whatson.bfi.org.uk/futurefil…
Cos of the #ClimateCrisis @realDonaldTrump has had to bring his inauguration indoors cos he is too old to cope with the unnatural cold brought on by @elonmusk’s space programme #unnatural #probablybothgay #paedophiles
Kate Stone retweeted
If Joe Biden really wanted to shake things up, he could drop a political nuke by resigning on January 5th.
Here’s the play: Kamala Harris becomes the 47th President of the United States...
So exciting, glad to see this endeavour growing thanks to lots of hard work
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Kate Stone retweeted
Artists who staged shows at Summerhall at this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe still haven't received box office takings. Payments became officially late on 1 Nov, but artists have no idea if or when they'll get the money they earned. theguardian.com/uk-news/2024…
