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The Angry Oracle

@TheAngryOracle

When people say things like I can't deal with stupid,I usually pause and imagine the internal struggle they are going through within.

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Joined August 2010
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Pedro@CrackedIllusion4 May 2016
Women and music.. I listen to them, they don't listen to me.
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Julian Sanchez@normative27 Jul 2016
Disappointed to see Trump outsourcing work American hackers could do.
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What I do in private is my own business...mine, and the government drones and satellites that watch and listen to me 24/7.
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JD Crowe@CroweJam26 Mar 2014
At that awkward age where I still fantasize about Betty Rubble but I'd be happy with Betty White.
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SoulBrodeler@SoulYodeler4 Jul 2014
Brandy, as it turns out, was neither a fine girl or a good wife. But then, that's not what the sailors wanted now was it. Brandy was a dude.
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Brian Gaar@briangaar27 Nov 2012
I'm drinking scotch and I hate all of you
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Stump Woodley@StumpWoodley12 Oct 2012
If you need something to spice up your resume, just say you were the other guy in Wham, because no one can really prove you weren't.
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Chango@El_Chango_Loco12 Nov 2011
Hell may hath no fury like a woman scorned, but Hell also isn't prone to crying irrationally either. I've made my choice.
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Chango@El_Chango_Loco30 Sep 2011
The 2 things I need in life are someone to touch me where I pee, and to stop referring to it like that.
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Miz Jules@jkrambles26 Jul 2012
You cannot erase children, they are not mistakes.
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Abe Yospe@Cheeseboy2212 Jul 2012
Not sure who's having more fun: the old man with the metal detector at the park or me throwing pennies into the lawn while he's not looking.
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Abe Yospe@Cheeseboy2213 Jul 2012
Tomorrow is "Dress Like a Cow and get Free Chicken Day" at Chick-Fil-A, or as Kristie Alley calls it, "Free Chicken Day".
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Michelle Devero@michelledevero7 Jul 2012
1000th tweet milestone: thank you, @TheAngryOracle, my 1st follower (who isn't an Asian porn site), & still with me after all these tweets.
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