Host of @theRTSpod, member of Canadian Comedy Award winning @CrushImprov, lover of dogs, hater of... Murder?
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The year is 2068. The last natural Guinea pig birth was over 40 years ago, and society has turned to a laboratory-based process, perfecting the art. Only perfect Guinea pigs are made. A nurse bursts into the procedure room of the small clinic:
Doctor... You need to see this...
Casting Robert Goulet, A+ choice
Episode 4 of ‘THE PENGUIN’ has one of the highest iMDB ratings for a TV show episode ever at 9.5/10
Read our review: bit.ly/PenguinDF
So, it's a bummer that it sounds like Joker 2: Folie a Deux is an unmitigated dumpster fire. But we can ALL agree that the rhyming title being based on the WRONG pronunciation of "deux" is the worst part.
... Just me? Oh, I'm super exhaustingly pedantic? Right, ok that's fair.
Ok this is legit humiliating, if someone released a picture of me shopped like that, put through a Chad filter, I'd crawl under a rock and only return when I was old and grizzled enough to be unrecognizable.
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I feel like only @Lajoie10 will appreciate this, but the theme song from Perfect Strangers was a banger.
Thinking of rebranding my social media presence to give off some major Sagittarius vibes. Definitely keeping my insta pisces though.
I really need reviewers of things to stop calling things "love letters" to other things. I need this to happen.
After surgery, people dust off the ol' "chicks dig scars" quote, but they also shaved precisely 3/4 of my chest. Do they, uh... Dig that too? Do they?!
Since I had surgery on Dec 1, I knew I wasn't going to be able to put up my tree this year, so I bought a lil guy so I didn't miss out.
The modes are 25% glowy, 75% seizure-inducing. 9/10, would purchase again.
If a surgeon won't let you keep your thymus after it's removed, are we REALLY free?? #freedom
I went in for surgery yesterday morning, have not had my phone since and there were a LOT of people I was supposed to tell I wasn't dead. I will begin DMing and apologizing directly riiiiight....now!
Is there anyone out there for whom full on, totally unconscious surgery isn't a thing that absolutely freaks you out? If so, how why how?!
Listen, I set up a Mastodon account, same handle same profile pic. For now, seems like where people are coalescing. Even if Twitter doesn't burn in the coming months, I'm not so sure I wanna be a part of it in the long term anyway. It's been a dumpster fire for years, and (1/)
I'm not sure I want to be another set of eyeballs for advertising revenue. Either this shit is being run into the ground on purpose, which would benefit that dude for a couple of reasons, or it's a mixture of callousness and incompetence. But whatever advertisers stick around(2/)