@ThatSandwichMan

I make sandwiches

 Atlanta GA
Joined November 2011
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Replying to @Lin_Manuel
@Lin_Manuel rhyme pomerantz for love of democracy
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just once, or at least build it into the flow surrounded by rhymes a post- and anti-trump disney channel musical might (no promises) fix the pro-capitalist, pro-billionaire, pro-debt societ--- HAH sorry couldn't straight face that nonsense lol
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i just want my twitter feed to be my myspace feed, fuck an algorithm i know my friends
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the first response to this was a sex bot. i don't know what that says about me but i haven't tweeted in months? i haven't logged in for months? gj elon (middle finger emoji)
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my like 2 friends lol
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I haven't seen Weird the Weird Al Movie thing because I don't have roku but i cant wait to see it and i sincerely hope dan commits to the part but keeps his harry potter accent. I am a single issue voter on this
If you told me 10 years ago I'd miss jack dorsey I'd have said "who?"
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If you told me 2 years ago I'd miss jack dorsey I'd have said "lol ya rite" abd blocked you
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today? wow man that's a kind of a bit of a catch-22 of a whole thing nvm
Okay @twitter i need to know why basketball is always on my 'for you' page. I don't watch sports. That ain't for ME, is it? F your algorithm, dummies
So which well-regulated militia did the new elementary shooter belong to or is the 2nd amendment just - *finger to earpiece* Ah, right ok yeah just a lie
i wish there was a twitter that was just fun, no bad
a take so bad it's called a give how does one get this bad at takes
LivePDDave 🇺🇸
@LivePDDave121 May 2022
Kate McKinnon announced in a "big tadoo" that she was leaving Saturday Night Live, as if she were Gilda Radner leaving the show. Seriously, nobody gives AF. And your Verizon commercials are annoying as hell. You aren't funny at all!
I'm trying to reach you from Portugal, @BankofAmerica, but with an American cellphone I can't call you, nor is there a land line I can use to call collect. I have an urgent need to contact you. Meet me in DMs.
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Abuser D'Jour Live | Any when ever PRE-SALE SHOULD NOT EXIST! Password = abuser PRE-SALE won't exist EVER if you continue **Please make sure you understand ABUSE HURTS EVERYONE** fuk.of/4WtfeVR @BelicoTheatre
Bellco Theatre@BellcoTheatre5 May 2022
Chris D'Elia Live | Nov, 5th, 2022 PRE-SALE IS NOW OPEN! Password = comedy PRE-SALE is open 10A-10P local time **Please make sure you’re accessing the VENUE PRESALE** bit.ly/3LwftDz @chrisdelia
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putin's really showin up those truckers with that convoy huh
idk about you but if i had a quarter million to spare i'd hire a madman to airlift hank the tank to putin's mansion
xitter.cf/JesseFFerguson/status/… vote them out #votethemout vote the mout
Jesse Ferguson@JesseFFerguson3 Feb 2022
From @axios this evening, GOP cult caucus says they'll defund government if government tries to fund vaccine work. If Joe Biden wants to shutdown the virus, the radical GOPers will shutdown government documentcloud.org/documents/…
There's only one kind of people who would vote to ban Maus, whatever they are calling themselves these days.
Judd Legum
@JuddLegum26 Jan 2022
The Mcminn County School board in Tennessee just voted to ban a Pulitzer Prize-winning graphic novel about the Holocaust The vote was 10-0 tnholler.com/2022/01/mcminn-…
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a cover artist named feminem xitter.cf/jillboard/status/14865…
Jill Gutowitz@jillboard27 Jan 2022
feel like we missed an opportunity to use the phrase “femme&m’s”
Wordle 220 2/6 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 getting better...
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