32, Canadian, Flames Fan, Socialist Snowflake™, Sassy Brat (She/Her)

Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Joined March 2009
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I’d be suchhhh a good backup goalie. I’d be so excited to open the door for everyone and I’d wear the cute little ball cap and I’d kiss all my teammates on the forehead when they sat on the bench
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Chelsea 🎀 retweeted
Who would win? #Flames
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mikko rantanen was a carolina hurricane for longer than this
Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary after less than one week on the job. (nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…)
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Chelsea 🎀 retweeted
Listing cast members of I Am Legend
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Being mad at my hockey team
where do you see yourself in 1 hour???
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we are never getting these free subs
C of Red, this season, when the #Flames win, you win thanks to our friends at Firehouse Subs! When you buy one medium sub on the Firehouse Subs app the day after a Flames win, you receive another medium sub for FREE! Use the code FLAMESWIN to redeem this 🔥 offer!
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Chelsea 🎀 retweeted
hockey is for everyone <3
what is going on in minnesota
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Dylan Larkin after the game tonight
DET coach Todd McLellan tells local reporters Dylan Larkin will play tonight if doctors give the okay this afternoon
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Chelsea 🎀 retweeted
jack hughes when a joke isn’t at the expense of women:
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genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud
3 years ago today, Twitter rebranded to X.
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Chelsea 🎀 retweeted
the true generational divide is how you deadname a stadium/arena
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Canadians, after a bunch of American sports commentators mocked us for losing by 3 goals in the round of 16.
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Taking care of business in Buffalo.
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this means nothing to me because I've never once in my life have taken seriously what men have to say about supergirl
‘SUPERGIRL’ debuts on Rotten Tomatoes at 59% Read our review: bit.ly/SupergirlDF
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This might end up being the most one-sided independence referendum to ever exist, lmfao
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Chelsea 🎀 retweeted
Current Alberta mood:
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I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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