32, Canadian, Flames Fan, Socialist Snowflake™, Sassy Brat (She/Her)

Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Joined March 2009
Blake Coleman, the 👑 that you are
Take a seat 😤
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I’d be suchhhh a good backup goalie. I’d be so excited to open the door for everyone and I’d wear the cute little ball cap and I’d kiss all my teammates on the forehead when they sat on the bench
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If you didn't love the Flames at their 2022 downfall you don't get to love them at their Devin/Tito Cooley.
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Who would win? #Flames
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mikko rantanen was a carolina hurricane for longer than this
Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary after less than one week on the job. (nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…)
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Listing cast members of I Am Legend
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Being mad at my hockey team
where do you see yourself in 1 hour???
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we are never getting these free subs
C of Red, this season, when the #Flames win, you win thanks to our friends at Firehouse Subs! When you buy one medium sub on the Firehouse Subs app the day after a Flames win, you receive another medium sub for FREE! Use the code FLAMESWIN to redeem this 🔥 offer!
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hockey is for everyone <3
what is going on in minnesota
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Dylan Larkin after the game tonight
DET coach Todd McLellan tells local reporters Dylan Larkin will play tonight if doctors give the okay this afternoon
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jack hughes when a joke isn’t at the expense of women:
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when youre evil and canadian
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Peter Maher's final Flames goal call was Johnny Gaudreau's first NHL goal. Thinking about them both today with a heavy heart. Two icons in this city that are greatly missed.
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Now this is yeah baby!!
CSEC 🤝 @QRcalgary Today, alongside Corus Entertainment, we announced an exclusive five-year partnership for all #Flames radio broadcasts to fans across the region! More info: cflam.es/4xFbz31
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genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud
3 years ago today, Twitter rebranded to X.
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the true generational divide is how you deadname a stadium/arena
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Canadians, after a bunch of American sports commentators mocked us for losing by 3 goals in the round of 16.
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Taking care of business in Buffalo.
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