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Kids today might never understand that there was a time when you could go months without hearing about the president, thinking about politics, or feeling like the government was constantly failing you.
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Genuinely hilarious how Texas Republicans are running on “making Texas cheaper” and “taking Texas back.” Taking Texas back from who???? You’ve been in charge my whole life and I’m 30 years old.
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A praying mantis landed on his hat, and instead of freaking out, he gave the little guy an update on the game.
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It's stunning when you realize exactly how many things trump f*cked up in less than 2 years.
HILARIOUS when a song nails it perfectly.
THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!🔥🔥🔥
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🇺🇸 He was wearing a bulletproof vest under the FDNY fleece. A Secret Service agent disguised as an umpire stood a few feet away with a gun. Other agents were dressed as groundskeepers.
Officials asked him to throw Game 1 in Phoenix. Safer. Bush’s answer was New York or not at all. It was game 3 of the World Series. Steinbrenner got frisked on the way in.
He had bounced a first pitch in Milwaukee that season in dress shoes. This time he wore rubber soles.
He warmed up under the stands. Derek Jeter asked him: “Are you going to throw from the mound or from in front of it?”
Bush asked what he thought.
“Throw from the mound. Or else they’ll boo you. Don’t bounce it.”
He walked past the short rubber. All the way to 60 feet, 6 inches. Todd Greene was behind the plate. Posada was still in the bullpen with Clemens.
He said later it was the most nervous he ever was as president. Not because of the vest. Because he could not bounce it.
He threw a strike.
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Ron White on Ken Paxton: “He’s a criminal. Just a piece of shit”
Joe Rogan: “I don’t know enough about him, but I do know they’re surprised Talarico’s ahead of him in the polls”
Ron White: “I’m not. I think people are sick of what’s going on right now in Texas. They’ve been in control for 30 years, what have they given us? Let somebody else fucking drive. They’re jacking with my marijuana, I’m ready to get em out”
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"That's how losers think... Keep it close? They didn't hire me to keep it close, they hired me to win"
Sark on his mindset going for it on 4th and 9.
#HookEm
This kid OFFERED to donate half his winnings to a charity in his hometown…
And absolutely NUKED it through the uprights.
One of my favorite kicks yet. What a legend 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Well done @PatMcAfeeShow @McConaughey
CONNOR FOR 1.2 MILLION DOLLARS 💰💰
ABSOLUTELY STROKED
MIGHT BE THE BEST KICK WE'VE EVER HAD
#CollegeGameDay
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ESPN inviting Ted Cruz onto the gameday desk only for the crowd behind him to boo and constantly yell at him to fuck off is maybe the greatest illustration yet of how deep the disconnect is between the ESPN-SEC industrial complex and college football fans as a whole
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Steve Sarkisian opening statement following the victory over Ohio State.
@ontexasfootball
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In 1986 a guy got kicked out of every casino in Vegas for counting cards. So he flew to Hong Kong with $180,000 and started betting on horses instead. He walked away with almost $900 million.
It's Bill Benter. He figured horse racing was just another counting problem. Same math, more moving parts.
He and a partner showed up with $180k and a computer. Benter spent years teaching that computer to guess one thing, the real chance each horse had to win. If his number was better than the odds the bookies gave, he bet. If not, he skipped it.
That's the whole trick. Expected value.
EV = p · b − (1 − p)
Only bet when your win chance p, at odds b, is worth more than your chance of losing.
This recording was never meant to be some hidden gem. Nobody expected Professor Tsitsiklis to hand the whole foundation away in 45 minutes, but that's exactly what happens on the board. Students in that room pay over $80,000 a year to sit through it. It's free right here. It's free right here.
Every quant, every professional bettor, every hedge fund analyst started with this exact hour. Benter just watched it and actually did the homework.
Almost nobody knows this lecture even exists. Watch it before it gets taken down.
The answer is in this video.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video shows basic introductory probability concepts from a publicly available MIT lecture recorded long after Benter's work. Benter developed sophisticated models based on specific 1980s academic papers, large datasets, and custom programming—not EV from this class.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Bent… bloomberg.com/news/features/… ocw.mit.edu/courses/6-041s…


























