Texas forever. Hookem / Stars / Cowboys / Mavs / Rangers are responsible for my mood on a daily basis. Spreader of love and positivity.

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Me 2 weeks from today when I’m 8 beers deep and it’s 3rd down.
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Trinidad Chambliss yelling the F word around Holly Rowe has to be such a slap in the face to domestic verbal abuse victims.
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Dawg the amount of people taking this so serious is absolutely hilarious 😂
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Them shits NFT’s now lol
I’ve been collecting Marcel Reed receipts like infinity stones all offseason
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I don’t believe it. I’m gonna need video
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Noooo 😩
Watching Saints-Ravens and Texas ex Kelvin Banks, Jr. is lying on the field, injured. The Saints can't afford to lose this foundational piece.
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I don’t hate Lane at all.. I actually find his “I don’t give a single fuck” attitude very entertaining… But this is corny as hell. Ole Miss was rockin with him there last year
NEW: LSU's Lane Kiffin on Ole Miss' stadium atmosphere: "I guess I had to leave to get them to do that. You’re welcome." (h/t @walexander) on3.com/news/lane-kiffin-cre…
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Brother 😂😂.
John Mateer says he heard the fans "screaming" and so he knew someone had to be open and that's when he saw Sategna.
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Texas is 3-0. OU Ass A&M ass Rangers take over first place from the Astros. Stars hockey is back (preseason) Who has is better than me!!!!
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I know this tweet only hits with a small fraction of people cause there’s lots of OU and A&M fans that are excited for the Rangers and Stars but hate the beginning. Or Texas fans who love the Astros 😂 Fandom here is tough to navigate 😂
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I hope you have a sturdy ballsack!
If “Aaron Philo” or “Tramell Jones” beats Auburn and Byrum Brown on the road in their first SEC start ever then I will staple my ballsack to the ceiling Shit is not happening yall need to be put down
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Texas was pretty ass tonight on offense. Arch 16-32 and got walloped a few times is probably the last thing you want. Also winning 30-6 after playing like ass is real nice. Oh well. On to Tennessee #Hookem
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I’m not really gonna get too worked up bout how Texas looks. Was expecting a lul tbh however it’s a good time to work on situational things. Like spiking the ball on 3rd and 2 cause time is expiring is no good lol. Gotta be ready for these moments before you absolutely have to have em
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Late hit??? He’s just trying to push Brown?? lol that’s so soft 😂
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If I had a nickel for every time Pete Hegseth was around an air attack that was so inaccurate it ruined a bunch of students day id have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s crazy it’s happened twice in 7 months.
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Stick around as long as you’d like buddy. Don’t be in a rush to grow up!
Texas A&M QB Marcel Reed said he’s not sure if this will be his final season (he has two years of eligibility left) and talked about his goals this fall:
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Marcel Reed honoring Pete Hegseth by having the accuracy of a US Missile strike in Iran ..
Texas A&M honoring Pete Hegseth in attendance by being at a stalemate with a much lesser opponent
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Texas A&M honoring Pete Hegseth in attendance by being at a stalemate with a much lesser opponent
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Marcel Reed is the worst fucking QB I have ever seen
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He’s right. There’s 12
Replying to @On3 @Clowfb
There aren’t 6 SEC QBs better than Marcel Reed
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