Hook'em 馃

Austin, TX
Joined August 2016
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Lane hit the classic pinch and roll man knows balls
Lane Kiffin touched himself and felt a burn. Time to go see the Doctorrrrrrrr #LSU #NCAAfb #std #WTF
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I鈥檓 just now getting to the film of Texas O vs Tennessee, and I鈥檓 wondering how this backwards Saquon Barkley-esque hurdle by Raleek Brown didn鈥檛 go viral???
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When I see a kid wearing maroon at the state fair
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Suddenness.
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Bijan getting started early 馃 馃摵 @ATLvsNO on ESPN
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Bijan just put Stutsman on the turf welcome to hate week #Hookem
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Ethan Burke SACK. 馃馃泴
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Andrew Mukuba out of nowhere for the INT! @Andrewmukuba2 馃摵 #LARvsPHI on FOX/FOX One
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You know what week it is 馃
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If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 馃憖 #AggieFactThursday
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The rookie has been on馃敟
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It seems Urban Meyer has discovered MORALS in 2026! 馃槀
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5-Sack Simmons.
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Western Michigan seeing Michigan lose with no time left
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This dogshit ass OL Hasn鈥檛 been called for holding all Day?!?! Ok bro 馃槀馃槀
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He definitely did 馃槶
I鈥檓 sorry but did they just show a replay of Raleek doing the same backwards hurdle that Saquon did?!?
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147 yds passing 2 yds rushing 10 sacks 馃槶馃槶
Hey Texas fans get ready to see him run all over you fake country ass tomorrow in Neyland the loudest stadium in the country 馃崐馃崐
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That鈥檚 settled
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