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JUDGE JUDY: So this is about a bird?
KELLY CLARKSON: It was an automata.
JUDY: Amma wamma what?
CLARKSON: It's like a bird that moves on its own.
STORE OWNER: Like a robot bird.
JUDGE JUDY: Did I say you can talk yet? Go on sweetheart.
CLARKSON: It had a sign.
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autistic person: i'm autistic
that one gay and autistic friend: my tweets about uncle pussy have been flopping lately
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Actually the lyric is: “I ride for you, Charli.”
Candace Owens@RealCandaceOSep 26United States
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I weep for you, Charlie.
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At a gay bar: 50 buff men having the time of their lives
At a lesbian bar: revolutionary praxis with a mask and cane
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everyone in this article is just beyond insane. one of the greatest articles ever





























