Dolly Parton enthusiast invincible to all forms of combat weaponry

Joined July 2019
What I wanna know is what happened to Elizabeth Holmes’s husky
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50% of You Can See Everything is just this (complimentary)
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The way I actually saw Charli XCX perform at the Ryman for $20 in 2022
in 1922 i saw slayyyter perform at the grand ole opry for a nickel
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JUDGE JUDY: So this is about a bird? KELLY CLARKSON: It was an automata. JUDY: Amma wamma what? CLARKSON: It's like a bird that moves on its own. STORE OWNER: Like a robot bird. JUDGE JUDY: Did I say you can talk yet? Go on sweetheart. CLARKSON: It had a sign.
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there is something so inherently “youth pastor” about the savannah bananas.
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God after creating the third letter of the alphabet
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Working from home is crazy because I’ll be in one meeting with a full bush and the next totally smooth
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Happy 10th anniversary to this post
Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸She's A GIRL GONE WILD!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉
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Far too many people with marathon medals walking around like they just got fisted
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People will say they hate drag and then go see the Savannah bananas
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Blackpink and Katseye should do a crossover and call it Pinkeye 😍
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i can’t with yall 😭😭😭
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When we’re eating the rich and I get Caitlyn Jenner
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My artpop could mean anything
im on testosterone. i have facial hair and a deeper voice. i pass as a man like 90% of the time. i exclusively use he/him pronouns and masculine terms. and that still doesnt make me a man. because gender identity and gender expression are two different things. lvl1 gays over here
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gay person: i'm gay autistic person: i'm autistic that one gay and autistic friend: my tweets about uncle pussy have been flopping lately
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Me and my unc we puss in silence… mmmmm
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A broken uncle is pussy twice a day
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Who up getting they uncle pussied
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