Joined September 2011
Chicken parm you taste so good #peyton
When you're catching and a foul ball hits right under your cup.
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A sad, possibly spineless man is selling his clubs because wife won't let him golf anymore: bit.ly/1dHVbH4
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Please help prank my roommate- call 415-812-6693 and give him your best chewbacca impression or something just as ridiculous #aprilfoolsday
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Just changed the breakfast burrito game
Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the legend @GusHurlbut #gusterposey sweet 16 baby!
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Quarter century club for my boy @michaelsantora happy birthday man! #25
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"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse" #baptism #katethegreat
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There's a lizard known as Jesus Christ Lizard due to its ability to run on the water.
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Manny Pacquiao baits Floyd Mayweather in a new @footlocker commercial. » youtu.be/wS8WJ6Lz1AU
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Movie theatre with tech difficulties skipping the previews. If it weren't for candy I snuck in/lazy boy chairs I'd be extremely angry
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