SuperLawyer. CA Certified Specialist in Tax. Award-winning Actor. Dashingly good-looking tax advisor to the rich and famous. One of these is not true. IL/CA
Greater Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2010
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TFW you call out 3 entities in a post, only to realize that only one of the three has posted anything - any-thing - in the last FIVE YEARS.
Seriously? Sigh.
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How does anyone own a 2017 or newer car and NOT have their phone paired?
I mean, every time I rent a car I wind up deleting 5 or more phones, so it’s not like people don’t do it on a temporary basis…
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Happy Father’s Day to all my friends and colleagues who are dads!
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Fun dinner tonight with @wlthyaccountant (and the real power behind the curtain,, Mrs. Wealthy Accountant) @parkerjlathrop, @KJSAcct to name three/four. Good job @canediver!
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Wondering if @FSchadenfreude has made it to #taxretreat yet (and thus if I should be sad I didn’t get to meet her)…
Hey @DailyTaxMemes, the #taxretreat team wants you to remember to pick up your water bottle and swag bag…
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Upside of exit rows: leg room aplenty.
Downside: they won’t let charge people for assisting. Nah.
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Getting closer….and somehow, @TheDecemberists seems appropriate here..
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I always love how airlines tell you that your flotation device is beneath your seat. Like I’ll have time to look for it when I need it. Thankfully, I know how to swim…
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So tell me @AmericanAir and @Boeing ….
What colossal moron designs a plane that seats 100 passengers, but only has overhead space for 25 bags?
Probably the same idiot who suggested building a locomotive using carbon fiber.
II’m sorry, butI I asked for the full-sized model, not the compact.
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Two flights, at neighboring gates, are boarding simultaneously. Good times.
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Can anyone tell me how much they spent on AI last month?
I worry that it will be like Lexis or Westlaw for attorneys: cheap at first, but god help you if you go even slightly out of plan - a bill in the thousands.
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Let’s be honest: it’s not like @Portos NEEDS me to post on Twitter/X about their pastries. They have their own account, after all.
No, no. I NEED to post about it. Because that justifies all the calories I just ingested. Thankfully, I didn’t see French toast. #TaxTwitter
