Hard Drinking Calypso Poet

California
Joined September 2011
Do you think the guy that invented Taco Bell knows how much he’s changed my life
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Really tough to see Notre Dame lose every single game that matters
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lol Georgia BLEW IT
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I read Wikipedia for hours every single night
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Just feels so good not be lashing out because my rule bending, rules for thee not for me, we’ll worry about that tomorrow, best fans on planet earth team just got their shit blown out on national television four games in a row. I could never live with that shame.
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“Scalp” and it’s a normal ass forehead lol send all Dodger fans to camps
Replying to @TStoop
I can see your scalp. I can also see 9 Dodgers World Series rings
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Legit the worst at bat I’ve ever seen
you just can't have this at-bat at this stage of the game/series and not deserve shit for it
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when u faded n u get put in a serious situation
Aaron Ashby strikes out Shohei Ohtani on three pitches!
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Dodgers fan being a goofy ass loser = Water being wet lol my hair is luxurious
Replying to @TStoop
Cope with that hairline buddy
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Cornball showboating down 3-0 after hitting his first homer in 3 months what a fucking loser
An epic bat flip from Shohei Ohtani to celebrate his first home run in almost two months
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There's just something about Shohei Ohtani and NLCS Game 4 🤩
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REST IN PISS!!!
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Lightest crowd I’ve ever seen for a postseason game here, understandably so.
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Ty retweeted
The Dodgers have been swept by the Brewers and are eliminated from the 2026 MLB postseason.
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RIP BOZOS 🚬
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Attendance: 49.104. The Dodgers have the biggest seating capacity in MLB, but have failed to sell out any of their four postseason games at Dodger Stadium
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Ohtani garbage time home run pimp job is the most pathetic and predictable shit I’ve ever seen
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Since we’re doing this can be realign the conferences again so they actually make sense
NEW: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, ESPN reports. The new format will start in 2027.
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