Pinned Tweet
I’d hate analytics too if I lead the league in ASS and BUM+
"I just wish we can get the analytics out the way... Why are we creating these stats? I think that's the problem with baseball right now." -Manny Machado
(via @MartyCaswell)
There has been one repeat champion this century. Sorry it wasn’t your team lol
Baseball is supposed to be a sport where you rarely see the same team win the World Series year after year.
Fans like knowing there is always a chance for their team. It’s hard to remember that when one team is bulldozing through everyone else.
The game has a competitive imbalance that is going to ultimately hurt it if the issue is not addressed.
left field retweeted
there does not have to be some moral imperative behind u being mad ur baseball team can't beat the los angeles dodgers btw just be a hater im sick of u guys writing essays
left field retweeted
I used to be jealous of Dua Lipa until I learned she had her first hot dog ever last night. Now I know I am richer than her in ways she can’t even imagine.
left field retweeted
Listen bro I’m sorry the Yankees got swept and your ex soft-launched her new boyfriend in her insta story but we really need you to channel that pain into adult kickball tonight.
left field retweeted
My favorite part of the MLB playoffs is when Arod and Derek Jeter get sent to Big Papi's Psychic Torture Chamber
🏝️ @davidortiz welcomes everyone to Chilligan’s Island 🥃
@kevinburkhardt | @AROD | @derekjeter | @MLBONFOX
left field retweeted
Matt Shaw on stage talking about how an immigrant named Pedro took his job
The first speaker drop of AmericaFest 2026 is HERE 🔥
Restore the culture. Reclaim America.
Be there: AmFest.com
left field retweeted
every mlb owners’ proposal is like What if Jomboy drew up the playoff bracket‼️ And Judge doesn’t have to waste time ever playing the Royals 😳 but if you ever suggest not taking their side you get a lecture from people who decided to become padres fans three years ago
“Decorum”
You’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more
I don’t understand the San Diego logic that “We’re the only team that could’ve beat the Dodgers” when they couldn’t even beat Milwaukee 😹
Let it out gramps. I’m sure we’ll see you post this again this time next year
Instead of responding to all the Dodgers hoes in my mentions I’ll put it all right here for easy consumption
Helpful reminders for Dodger fans:
- The dirt behind second base isn’t the “warning track”
- I know you are only used to seeing innings 3-7 due to traffic but a baseball game starts in the first inning and goes 9 innings.
- if the game is tied they play something called extra innings
- Covid ring didn’t count
- Rings won by cheating also don’t count
- Your owner stole money from old ladies insurance accounts to fund your spending
- Ohtani Bet on Baseball
- Roki SoSucki is a soft bitch and bust
- Mookies contract is worse than Manny’s
- Kyle Tucker is a bust
- We own Tanner Scott, Full Custody
- Ohtani Bet on Baseball and blamed his interpreter
- Your stadium sits on property stolen from hard working people
- You can’t buy Aura
- Ohtani used his gambling winnings to defraud Hawaiian real estate investors
- Uniqlo Ravine is a shit stadium
- a guy name Samad is better than dudes in your team making $60M/Year
- Edwin Diaz should be in jail for illegal gambling and cockfighting
- Dalton rushing is the worst person in baseball
- Your 8 hole hitter cost you $120M, your financial cheating all that allows this
History will view your “dynasty” as worse than 2017 Astros and 1909 Black Sox
Almost 15 years in the league and this is still Manny “Johnny Hustle” Machado’s most memorable playoff moment