Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make bored. -I. Fleming

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2024
“SAY GALLOP OUT ONE MORE MOTHAFUCKIN TIME”
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Justin Herbert in the locker room after the Chargers fell to 0-6
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The LA Rams “Superteam”
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Has to be the happiest man in America right now knowing he turned down that Penn State job
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Posting a pic of the victim instead of the rapists tells me everting I need to know about who the rapists are…..
Man who drugged and raped dead NYC college student texted nude pics of her instead of calling 911: feds trib.al/pAEqBDj
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Where are the protests? Ladies where is your anger? Oh yea the guy wasn’t white so you don’t care.
Man who drugged and raped dead NYC college student texted nude pics of her instead of calling 911: feds trib.al/pAEqBDj
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T Capper retweeted
My husband took his old beloved TVG shirt and added a little sumthing-sumthing, as a tribute to everyone who lost their jobs and the low blow to racing fans. ....in case you were wondering how he REALLY feels! @howlybrapunk
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This reminds me of the time OJ Simpson came out against Winona Ryder for shoplifting
Casey Anthony Appears to Sound Off on Shane Gillis Following 'SNL' Monologue, Tells Men to 'Do Better'
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Actually you know what im now pro Churchill NIL. I want to see you creeps.
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ENGLISHMAN 🔥 The 2x Grade I winner posted his second bullet work of the month, breezing four furlongs in :47 flat (1/51) Friday morning at Keeneland. Plenty of pats from trainer @reredevaux on the walk back to the barn.
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To run Skubal, Yamamoto, Snell & Glasnow out to the mound as your starting pitchers and get swept in 4 is absolutely ridiculous.
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ESPN employees praising the 24 team playoff:
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“I actually think the 24 team playoff is good fo-”
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Being a lawyer is basically having a to-do list and then spending the whole day doing things that were not on the to-do list.
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Eventually, it’s time to grow up. “You’re trading years with your future wife for nights with women you already know aren’t her.” - Jake Kozloski
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I’ve never been in a law firm. But it must be the funniest sht for K&E when they advise a sponsor on some stupid LBO and then come back five years later to advise on the restructuring while having to act all shocked that the whole thing didn’t work out.
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People who have social media but never post anything
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Sydney Sweeney makes add showing off her goods Some women: “what a whore. Is that all she’s good at?!” Shane Gillis makes a joke about women who show the world their goods at the gym Those same women: “OMG what a misogynistic jerk”
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client: “i sent you everything.” the documents: 3 bank statements, 0 tax forms, and a photo of a pigeon
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A late night TV Comedy Show is no place to make jokes. Furious right now.
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