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Jeremy Asynchronous

@THEJERE

Software Developer #MUFC To infinity and beyond! Fortune favours the bold. From tomato farmer to API farmer.

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined January 2011
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@SoundDobadSep 26
The gf when she hears “mace winduuuu fell out of a window” from the other room for the 100th time.
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@SoundDobadSep 25
mace winduuuuu fell out of a window
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@Burgess_33Sep 25
By far the best genre of slop so far 🤣
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Mace winduuuuuu, fell out of a window 🎵🎵🎵🎵. I'm so mad at how good this is. 😅 youtu.be/MwHocQFlw_c?si=14j4… – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Mace fell out of a Windu - Lil Vader (Official Video)

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Amateur@tabibito_mbuguaSep 18
Replying to @Byron_Kr
@Byron_Kr , @THEJERE, @alexmwanzo or anyone who might have an old tyre size 255/ or above that’s worn out pls send it my way, I have an idea I wanna execute. Your help will be greatly appreciated.
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You decide not to read One Piece for almost a whole year and only come back to 25 chapters. Surely. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Cerebral Assassin
@xysistSep 1
Cab was so expensive ulikuwa unakunywa tu hadi 4am upande matatu
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@papti4Sep 1
How did millenials get home after a night out in the era before ubers? Come to think of it,how was life actually before ubers?
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Cory House
@housecorAug 26
I'm seeing team leads under immense pressure. Why? Because AI decoupled effort from output. Developers can create giant PRs in a few minutes. But that code may take hours to vet, test, fix, and review. In 2024, bad developers were easy to spot. They produced little code, or struggled to write code that even ran. In 2026, bad developers can use AI to quickly generate tons of code they don't understand. It seems okay at a glance, but contains subtle problems and fundamental issues that are hard to spot. "The energy needed to refute nonsense is an order of magnitude bigger than the energy needed to produce it." -Brandolini's law (aka the bullshit asymmetry principle)
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@swyxAug 20
HAHAHAHAHAHA non technical people are so incredibly cooked they are burnt thru can u imagine covering ai with zero context, zero reasoning, zero internal world model. it must be so delightfully joyful, everything is so amazing, face value is all you need, what a time to be alive
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@OpenAIDevsAug 19
With Codex, @asana finished a frontend test migration from Enzyme to React Testing Library in two calendar weeks—a project expected to take five more years. openai.com/index/asana/
Asana completed a years-long code migration in 2 weeks with Codex

Asana completed a years-long code migration in 2 weeks with Codex

Asana used OpenAI Codex to replace an outdated testing system in two weeks, with about $12K in model and infrastructure costs.

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When I had the most powerful car on track I could barely string together 2 wins in a year. Now I have a car with a damaged turbo, can't meet target boost to save its life and keeps pulling wins out of thin air like a magician pulling rabbits out of a hat. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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EK must be really jobless according to that one internet bro that said any rando can go to a showroom to take pictures. He's following the dealership everywhere as they deliver the car. ☠️☠️☠️☠️ – at Nairobi, Kenya
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KariukiThe1st@KarrissAug 19
🕊️ What a guy!! Will be dearly missed
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Mrs. On Fire, Pants@nj3ryAug 14
We used to write organic farm to table code
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Rupal Racing Ke@Rupal_RacingAug 9
Thank you sir, till next time. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Jeremy Asynchronous (@THEJERE) profile pictureJeremy Asynchronous@THEJEREAug 8
First loss of the season. GC-ATE to the world.
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I can't believe it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 – at Nairobi, Kenya
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😂😂😂😂 – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Ni ancestors folks. 😂😂 – at Nairobi, Kenya
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I've lost more races today than the last 15 months combined. Ata maji ni bitter. 😭 – at Nairobi, Kenya
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First loss of the season. GC-ATE to the world. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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My car really hates MK events because why is it not 💯 now? 😩😩 – at Nairobi, Kenya
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