Ships Resident Genius Infamous weapons engineer & briefcase enthusiast Verified expert in getting things done! //May be an asshole IC.

Joined September 2026
Hello, dear patrons of my craft! I hear your cries and I am a benevolent to my beneficiaries, Want to contact me not-so-directly? Now you can! Come one, come all! brainstormsworkshop.straw.pa…
Okay so I know not everyone can comm me directly I’ll be opening anonymous requests for builds and I guess you can send me praise etcetera if you so desire
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Good morning Lost Light. I have been possessed by some sort of demon. But it’s all alright now. For breakfast: evil eggs, evil bacon, evil coffee and milk For lunch: evil paella
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I can’t say whether or not this works in case people try to go for a classic abuse of power but…
EMERGENCY MEASURE When Brainstorm knows Perceptor too well, he has a contingency plan for this kind of scenario 🧵(1/2) ------------- #mtmte #maccadam #transformers
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I am not a narcissist, but I do believe there is a considerably more reliable, useful, option to this poll.
Replying to @robothusbando
GETAWAY VERSUS PERCEPTOR
13%GETAWAY
87%PERCEPTOR
1,489 votes • Final results
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I made another diagram seeing as 13.7 percent of you are derranged,
Replying to @robothusbando
GETAWAY VERSUS PERCEPTOR
13%GETAWAY
87%PERCEPTOR
1,489 votes • Final results
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IF HE WAS A PASTRY ID EAT HIM
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Introducing Me! (Now 100% Bat-Free!)
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I still bite and hang from the ceiling, just to be clear
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random scribblings #simpatico
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Ok the animal bit is wearing on me I'm going back
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i lied, i get jealous and i hope anyone who flirts with you explodes
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JOY IF YOU’RE BASED
Genuine question but what is this video supposed to convey ?
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This is a time sensitive question, people!
I have to sign something called an ethics disclosure but! I don't want to. Can someone eat a whole datapad for me.
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I made a diagram for people on the fence
Replying to @robothusbando
BRAINSTORM VERSUS PERCEPTOR
34%BRAINSTORM
66%PERCEPTOR
2,078 votes • Final results
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Actually I'm not sure this was my best look,
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I have to sign something called an ethics disclosure but! I don't want to. Can someone eat a whole datapad for me.
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me in my perfectly secure relationship playing games
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Replying to @ascientistspark
ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WHY THE PATRIARCHY WILL ALWAYS DISREGARD US SOLDIERS WHO ARE MEANT TO DO NOTHING BUT FOLLOW BLINDLY LIKE IN THE HUNGER GAMES (2012) WHERE WE ARE MADE AS ENTERTAINMENT FOR THOSE ABOVE US
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They're doing this to me at work!
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