@StaticCrystal

Former third in command of the Lost Light, special martial arts instructor.

 Lost Light (Mun is 24)
staticgrief.straw.page/
Joined March 2026
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Indie portrayal of IDW Drift. 🔅 Literate/Semiliterate. Crack/serious.
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Good morning Lost Light. I have been possessed by some sort of demon. But it’s all alright now. For breakfast: evil eggs, evil bacon, evil coffee and milk For lunch: evil paella
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Drift. retweeted
?@1nquisitivOct 20
i have a crush on you and it's your fault
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Maybe what I need is to torture myself with a rebound
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Transformers Comm with remembrance flower
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Many thoughts on this. Okay
Robot Husband of the Day@robothusbandoOct 19
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FIRST AID VERSUS RATCHET
25%FIRST AID
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The reverse bear trap again.
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Good morning. I am going to be put in a saw trap.
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hey (with the intention of curling up on you like a sleepy cat while you wrap your arms around me and give me little kisses)
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@StaticCrystal
PmAmTraveller
@pmamtravellerOct 19
A baking attempt of pig-shaped bread rolls with sausages ("pigs in a blanket") before and after baking.
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Good Morning, Lost Light. Who’s starting an argument first at the sleepover
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Choose wisely. Remember who makes your meals
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cant look at cheese for 1 second before getting a stupid phrase stuck in head
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Fuck . Okay I’ll do better I guess
Robot Husband of the Day@robothusbandoOct 17
Replying to @robothusbando
DRIFT VERSUS RATCHET
35%DRIFT
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Good Morning, Lost Light. Feeling exceptional today. As in exceptionally nefarious and perhaps full of mischief. Food shaped cakes. Mixed with regular food . Watch out . And bone apple teeth
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I have a can opener named faith that I got in a fair 3 million years ago and I use it as decoration for my wall
Drift.@StaticCrystalOct 17
I named one of my swords can opener and I use it to open cans
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I named one of my swords can opener and I use it to open cans
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Hi. For lunch we’re going to have beef strogonoff (Brazilian style), rice, different salads, and French fries. But to be able to eat you first must answer my riddles 3
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[mtmte25] <-- so people Know or something. ignore the fact i keep deleting and reuploading these i can't stand it when imgs w same topic arent grouped tgt.
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Play My Games
Skyfire ❄️@ascientistsparkOct 16
i'll just eat the nearest guy i can grab
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Good Morning, Lost Light. Today we’re doing pancakes for breakfast. But you have to find the 6 dragon wish stones scattered across the ship to eat. Good luck
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