@TDTimeBaby

Wife of Husband. Baby-haver. Urkel-posting on main. Meme ‘em all 2025. I love to learn new things. DM me if you want to see my tweets.

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Joined May 2017
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Sometimes I think about how I used to have a podcast called “Wild’n Out Without Nick Cannon” and Nick Cannon’s lawyer sent us a cease and desist that said you can’t wild out with or without Nick Cannon.
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When I’m eating grapes and I find a bad grape, I’m too grossed out to eat the rest of the grapes. This is a metaphor for trusting the police. And also how I eat grapes.
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Lmao what is post this even about
Sinko@TDTimeBaby28 Jun 2020
I had no idea that Charlie was a vaccine-injured child
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Now that the heat has died down I have unlocked my main account and will probably use it to share my best posts nobody cared about the first time around because I think I’m funny. (Follow both if you like)
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Occasional reminder to follow me at the account I actually use, @HeyItsSinko64
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I don’t know what’s happening that my posts keep going viral (I’ve been on Twitter almost 10 years & this is he first time it has happened several times over the course of a month)—here’s the reminder that I’m doing all my posting on that account instead of this one, follow me
Sinko (Gene Belcher’s #1 Fan)@HeyItsSinko64Jun 15
“American bread is cake” damn it sounds like y’all’s cake sucks ass
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They should have gone with their original idea: The Incestual Child Molesters
the space needle's girlfriend@spaceneedlesgfJun 5
actually the worst band name ever is the Cherry Poppin' Daddies and it's not even close
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I can’t explain the connection but I’ve noticed that people who vehemently hate pit bulls are almost always also racist. It’s practically a dog whistle (no pun intended).
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One of the most annoying people I ever had to tolerate was a 36 year old divorced lesbian (with a daughter) who had 5 roommates and spent most of her money on Pokémon cards
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Occasional reminder that I do most of my posting on this account and my locked account is nigh abandoned
Sinko (Gene Belcher’s #1 Fan)@HeyItsSinko64May 23
Kermit keeps this version of the Kama Sutra in his nightstand for when Piggy is over
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Occasional reminder that this account is basically dead and you should follow me on @HeyItsSinko64 !!!!!
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My uncle died doing what he loved: coughing up blood.
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Sometimes I have thoughts about gender but I know if I asked my questions or expressed them I would upset somebody so I just keep it to myself.
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Kind of controversial, I guess, but I think it’s normal and okay for a person to have personal preferences for their weight & it doesn’t have to say anything about their feelings about fat people as an entire demographic.
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For example, I am 5’3” & I personally would prefer to be under 150 lbs if I could manage to do so easily, bc I physically feel better & I like how I look when I’m not heavier than that. Everybody is different. Some ppl look & feel gorgeous at 200+ but I’m not one of them.
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I want everybody to feel good about their bodies however works for them, but also, you know, other people can’t decide for you what should make you feel comfortable in your own skin or how you should feel about it. Am I making sense? I should really stop posting today I’m sick 🤒
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I just think if someone says “please keep this between us” then you definitely shouldn’t bring it up during the fucking department meeting at work
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Django Gold@djangoMar 10
how did this happen?
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Confession: I still don’t like her very much
TORMABLAS PARODYIACKLELALES@Tormny_PickealsMar 8
joyce carol oates has had the biggest comeback on this site. over 10 years ago she was always saying goofy dumb shit and posting her nasty feet on here. now she is a beloved left wing presence. this is why the chopped uncs of this site are important, we bear the scars of history
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Hello everyone. I really hate to ask for any sort of handout, but I’ve had an unexpected $500 vet bill hit my household this month. I know that it’s hard for everybody right now and my problem might seem pretty trivial compared to others. If you could spare even a few dollars it would go a really long way to helping me right now.
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