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Dude, you’re such a chicken! RT @SuperEd86: New video! SERIOUS BUSINESS - youtube.com/watch?v=niaMCTPD…
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I know sex is good when I hear that clapping sound. Because when I'm really into it, I give myself a round of applause.
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Just busted into a cafeteria and flipped off about a hundred little shit-faced kids. It was a middle finger massacre.
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Just peed from five feet away into the urinal in a public bathroom, looked a guy in the eye and said, "I shoulda went pro."
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I'm thankful for people, because without them I'd have no one to give the finger to. I hate you all.
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Happy Halloween, you worthless maggot - youtube.com/watch?v=xnqhkWHj…
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I'm assuming the pretty girl I just made eye contact with at a stop light wants me to follow her to her house & see "what's up?"
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Got caught removing babies from their breastfeeding mothers & stealing all the milk for myself. I'm going to jail but I don't give a fuck.
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Caught a guy trying to steal my bike tonight. I sawed his hands off with a chainsaw and flipped him off with his own hands. He apologized.
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@supered86 judging by ur profile pic, I'd say you're a man who knows his way around a hooker's snatch as well as a crack house. let's hang!
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Just busted into a cafeteria and flipped off about a hundred little shit-faced kids. It was a middle finger massacre.
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this dude on youtube @SuperEd86 had me laughing for hours long. My stomach hurts so much XD check him out. Yuhh!
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I miss vacations with my family as a kid. Driving cross country with my middle finger dangling ever so magnificently out the window.
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I'm gonna have sex with your girlfriend for Valentine's Day, so you don't really have to get her anything. You owe me one.
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@supered86 I met a fat chick and I fucked her in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
