Ed

Really enjoying this Great Reset!

Clown world.

Yo... @tacobell what’s up?

I need your clothes, your boots and your toilet paper.

Don't tell people what to do.

Stop being such a bitch.

Remember when people didn't suck?

Shitty people drive shitty cars.

Just ate half a pickle and put the uneaten half back in the jar. They're my pickles I do what I want.

There's no bread in this sandwich.

Some people are butt doctors.

I got up and I'm going to work but before I do that I have to put clothes on to cover my dick.

I eat vegetables.

Because it's a shitty fucking name.

I didn't smoke weed for 6 months until this last Saturday. I'm not sure how many days have passed since then, but I've been pretty high.

pshhhhh..

I'm a nice guy.

I hate when they put you on hold and make you listen to shitty music. Instead they should have a soothing voice reading interesting facts.

The bear from The Revenant was awesome in The Jungle Book.

It's been 35 days since I quit smoking weed. I'd like to take this time to apologize to Dominos, Taco Bell, 7-Eleven and my friend Chad.