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dispatches from a weird glitch in a Netflix app TV. (glitch fixed, but the soul still burns)

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Availability Zone of Interest
BREAKING: Iran just struck Microsoft data centers in the Gulf. Not Amazon. Not a generic cloud provider. Microsoft — whose Azure platform runs the operational backbone of NATO, the US Department of Defense, and every major Western financial institution that has expanded into the Gulf over the last five years. This is categorically different from the AWS strikes earlier in the war. Microsoft Azure is not simply a commercial cloud product. It is a defense-grade infrastructure platform operating under FedRAMP High and DoD Impact Level 5 and 6 authorizations, the highest security classifications available to a commercial provider. Azure GovCloud runs classified US government workloads. Azure for Operators runs 5G military communications infrastructure. The Gulf Azure availability zones, built under billions of dollars of sovereign cloud commitments to UAE, Saudi Arabia, and Qatar, sit at the intersection of commercial enterprise and military-adjacent operations in a way no other cloud platform does. When Iran fires missiles at Microsoft data centers in the Gulf, it is not attacking a commercial storage facility. It is attacking the digital connective tissue between American defense architecture and Gulf sovereign AI ambitions. The mechanism Iran is applying across every domain of this war is now operating at the infrastructure layer of the global digital economy. Hormuz for maritime insurance. BAPCO and Ras Tanura for oil infrastructure insurance. Manama hotels for corporate presence insurance. AWS for basic cloud insurability. Microsoft for the tier of cloud infrastructure that carries defense-adjacent and government workloads. Each successive target has moved one layer deeper into the critical infrastructure stack. Microsoft has not yet confirmed the extent of damage or the impact on service continuity. That silence is itself data. When AWS facilities were struck earlier in the war, the company posted status updates within hours. The Microsoft situation is being handled with a different communication posture, which is consistent with facilities that carry sovereign and defense-adjacent contractual obligations that restrict what can be publicly disclosed about operational status. The Gulf was supposed to be the proving ground for the sovereign AI thesis. Every major hyperscaler made the bet simultaneously: Gulf governments want their data onshore, under their own regulatory frameworks, close to their own populations, contributing to their own AI capability development. Microsoft, Google, AWS, Oracle, all committed multi-billion dollar buildouts to that thesis in the last three years. The thesis assumed physical security. The thesis assumed the Gulf was a stable operating environment for long-term digital infrastructure. That assumption was always geopolitically contingent. It is now empirically falsified. Every CTO and every procurement officer running a sovereign cloud negotiation anywhere in the world is looking at the Microsoft strike footage right now and running the same calculation: if the Gulf is a ballistic missile target range, where does the sovereign AI buildout go instead? Iran cannot win this war militarily. But it is methodically repricing every assumption the American-aligned economic order made about the Gulf as a safe jurisdiction for permanent infrastructure. The missiles hitting Microsoft data centers today are not attacking cloud storage. They are attacking the confidence interval on a decade of digital infrastructure investment. open.substack.com/pub/shanak…
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"ur gender is what's in ur pants" bitch i'm bandsgender 💰🤦🤦
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AOC asked her followers who split their ballots either for Trump/her or Trump/downballot Dem to explain why and posted the replies:
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here's a tool I've been working on for a few weeks now. it's called zquery and it lets you do sql on top of unix commands, locally and remotely.
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Jiu-jitsu actually saved his life
Mark Zuckerberg says you can't just separate intelligence from consciousness and upload a mind to the cloud, because there's so much more that makes up a person
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I can’t stop watching this
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A New Kind Of Dance Science zacksdancelab.com/blog/a-new…
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Replying to @jahimes
Hey @jahimes -- did you know your #FISA ECSP amendment facilitates Stasi-like powers, very plausibly for Trump? I asked your staff if you were lied to about it or if you knew. Can you confirm? This one, the one you called "narrow" over and over again: amendments-rules.house.gov/a…
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A source with knowledge of the situation has confirmed to me that MyPillow's partnership with Fox "was paused due to the fact Mike Lindell hasn’t been able to finance the commercials and this was communicated to his media agency at length."
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Walking a picket line is foundational to the labor movement. Our District Councils supporting @UAW on picket lines across the nation is teaching us how to work together across industries and stand up for each other. Together, there is nothing we cannot accomplish.
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Professional Union Buster is super mad he got caught on camera threatening workers during one of his captive audience meetings🤡xitter.cf/reliant_labor/status/1…
Replying to @GoIUPAT
So, wait a minute. You surreptitiously recorded the "union buster" telling all of these supposed lies. Which part was the lie? Help me understand? Nice video though. Dues money at work.
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This man is playing fetch with a Beluga Whale. This is INCREDIBLE. We honestly don't deserve these Majestic Creatures. Protect them at all costs.
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Use our action tool to directly tell Specialty Finishes' President Gary White to stop exploiting workers: act.newmode.net/action/iupat…
Atlanta’s construction is booming, yet companies like Speciality Finishes, Inc. are keeping construction workers down rather than lifting them up. Our union’s drawing a line in the sand to raise standards in construction and transform the South for working people.
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For #GMTKJam I made SkiFree, but you're the yeti
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Tried using Text-to-Video AI to generate a @BlueJays commercial and it...um...did not go well....🫤
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Me booting up #TearsOfTheKingdom
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This week, @decoderpod host @reckless asked Substack CEO Chris Best the tough questions about whether racist speech should be allowed in their new consumer product, Substack Notes.
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Atlanta’s construction is booming, yet companies like Speciality Finishes, Inc. are keeping construction workers down rather than lifting them up. Our union’s drawing a line in the sand to raise standards in construction and transform the South for working people.
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Been told I can speak openly about this. The last couple of months have been quite difficult on our team here in Ukraine.
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