Just another snarky prick...but with a little more class. This place is cheaper than therapy. Part time co-host of @Atomic_Rubbish . #warrior #LoverOfBooze

Texas, USA
Joined September 2011
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If I stayed strong I wouldn’t have to get strong. That’s my fault.
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I think I lost all my anger when I quit drinking. But it’s been 18 months and apparently I have the libido of an 18yr old. That’s the last thing I need.
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Replying to @ChaoticGoodest
I’ve been doing “fun” wrong
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Replying to @Via313Pizza
@Via313Pizza I called and wrote you and even stoped by your establishment. Honor my golden ticket!!
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Replying to @Ranae732196
Underarm fat made me cringe
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Replying to @rudysbbq
@rudysbbq I cracked a tooth on your sausage. Can a dude at least get some brisket or something? NO SAUSAGE.
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Replying to @TruemyracleAmi
Arms are entirely too small
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Is this still the place where we comically share our tragic outlook on life?
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Replying to @bertkreischer
Apparently George Burns smoked the everlasting life but I’m pretty sure those cigars used the N word for their strength
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Replying to @Puckbunny13
I actually love you as a person
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