If I stayed strong I wouldn’t have to get strong. That’s my fault.

I think I lost all my anger when I quit drinking. But it’s been 18 months and apparently I have the libido of an 18yr old. That’s the last thing I need.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Is this still the place where we comically share our tragic outlook on life?

Every time I walk outside it steals part of my soul and drains me of all energy. For this reason I’m giving the sun a 1 star rating

I sometimes miss my twitter therapy sessions. Just being able to dole out a little crazy at a time always helped.

I’ve learned a lot of truths in this life. Unfortunately one of them was you can’t love two people…Simultaneously.

COPA TEJAS!!! #AustinFC #verde #listos

Let’s go boyz!! It’s that mid-season switch. Come hard….come proper.

I wish there was a way to apologize to everyone I’ve ever wronged and make them happier. I never meant to be the bad guy in anyones story.

Several times a day I catch myself saying “ok boomer” to myself so yea…I know I’m old

It’s Friday, you don’t have #monkeypox , who’s better than you?!

When the boys at #Q2 get wild for #AustinFC we tend to blow the roof off the joint