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Never owned a Garlic Grater before Bought a Garlic Grater Garlic Grater works well

Cracking tune

Kimberly Gargoyle ?

It's only taken Mankind 40 years to come up with a car with Turbo Boost AND Trajectory Guide that the Knight Industries Two Thousand had in 1986 #davidhasslehoff

Mainly slag off Men in black balaclavas

You have to be fucking kidding Nigel Farage said Brexit would reduce small boat crossings It didn't - he was 100% wrong

Well not really. 52% of less than half the people eligible to vote who could be bothered to vote voted to leave on ONE DAY over 10 years ago and 15% (estimated) of them are literally no longer alive so hardly a Public Mandate

There are 7 Cities in China that have a greater population than London At least 3 of them most people (including me) in this Country have never heard of or knew existed. I find that quite fascinating

Mystify is my favourite track too

Handy to know .. but who should I vote for ? crew Will.i.Am or Tom Jones's team ?

I'm 54 now but I can assure you i'm still rebellious The other day I cooked 2 Greggs Frozen Sausage rolls at home in the Air Fryer without turning them over half way through !!

Beef Brisket with red onion gravy in the slow cooker here I hope you are all suitably jealous

One of my favourite sayings from the old Suffolk Farming boys is "coo tidy mess about here" it's beautifully nonsensical, how can you have a tidy mess ??

Fuck me i've found a worse program than Celebrity Traitors Gogglebox on Celebrity Traitors Who laps up this ridiculous contrived spoon-fed pop will eat itself shit

Fun game - Tune in to Desert Island Discs on BBC Radio 4 about 3 minutes after the program has started and spend the next 27 minutes trying to guess who the guest is

First the Cat did 2 shits on the floor so had to clear them up before I could open the Freezer door to get my Croissants out then bounced a Klarna payment for some walking boots that were £113. (pay in 3) that I don't even like anyway Good start to my Friday 🙈

For what ?? Turning an informative magazine program about Cars into a Comedy ? don't think so For services to Agriculture ? nope Help me out i'm struggling here

It's a good job an impoverished Tractor driver living in rural rented accommodation is not their target demographic Because I really don't like the new Jaguars Sorry 🚗

Blunt force Korma #BarbaricBuffets