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West Hollywood, CA
Joined November 2014
Steven Toast retweeted
Some of you may (or may not!) know that I have been tweeting as @StevenToastRADA since 2014. Sadly I won’t be any more and this letter explains why. – at Lewes, England
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I think @MrRayPurchase is stuck back in the UKaaaay Last I heard he was working for @damart_uk
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Do you hear that @MrRayPurchase ? Ha Haaaaaaaa!
Replying to @StevenToastRADA
If he sets foot on your set I'm ready and willing to cut him from arsehole to breakfast time.
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Yes I can hear you! #Toast has hit the big time in Tinseltown – and he’s made the leap to Auntie: bbc.in/3qbgNkK
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Feeling all seasonal and my chestnuts are roasting nicely Anyone fancy some fizzzzzzz?
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Thinking about the Christmas stuffing Yeeeees!
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Fizzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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Am I still allowed to bubble Mrs P when London Town enters Tear Three tomorrow?
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Anyone lighting up a festive Blue Spruce this weekend?
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Ray Fucking Purchase lying as usual... He’d do well to keep his nose out of it!!!! 👃🏻🔪🩸🩸🩸🩸
The time @StevenToastRADA thought he'd met Madonna and Guy Ritchie. Ran over like a little schoolgirl. Embarrassing.
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Ray Bloody Purchase 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
It’s here! Nature’s Closing Down Sale! 🦁🐻🐯🐒🦏🐘🐋 This Black Friday the biggest reductions aren’t in the shops. They’re in the wild. Don’t let nature close down. Adopt an animal today bornfree.org.uk/natures-clos…
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Why don’t you just ask your whife @MrRayPurchase ?
Talking of pipes, how are yours?
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I do love a small sandwich!
Good idea! And look at that small sandwich @StevenToastRADA!
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Well a decent Agent might be a help eh?!
Bombast and incompetence? 😳😬
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I might have known the biggest bellend in London would soon pipe up 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Toast will fit in well. There are many, many tables to wait in Hollywood
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I wonder if Melanie @FLOTUS requires any assistance with the festive erection in her Portico
Since 1966, the arrival of the White House Christmas Tree has become an iconic holiday tradition. This year’s tree, a lovely 18 1/2 foot Fraser Fir from Dan and Bryan Trees of West Virginia, will arrive tomorrow at the @WhiteHouse North Portico. #WHChristmas
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Beast you say?
Replying to @StevenToastRADA
Congratulations but beware; The American pornographic movie scene is a different beast than you’re used to.
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