Actor/Writer/Yonko | SOMETIMES: @BigDamnCast | THEN: @CBBC & @5WF | Spotlight: 8617-6720-0912 | He/Him

Manchester, UK. Earth 616
Joined March 2009
Well, goodbye blue check mark. You’ve been mildly helpful to me, but mostly helpful to younger viewers of programmes I’ve worked on over the years. Them/their parents used you as a way to make sure they were following the real person. Anyway: onwards.
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If you haven’t already figured it out, I shan’t be using this site much going forward. Musk and his ilk have turned it into a hateful, nasty place to be. I’ll check back for announcements and whatnot here and there, but have a guess where you can find me now… 🦋
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The amount of A.I. generated slop on the PlayStation Store right now is quite frankly embarrassing.
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On you fucking left
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Chris ‘Yonko’ Johnson retweeted
Yeah, I keep seeing fewer “liberal tears” tweets and a helluva lot of “liberals are mean for not wanting to speak to us”tweets Even conservatives hate being stuck being around other conservatives. The conservative craves liberal approval
Kinda thought there would be a lot more drinking liberal tears and a lot less pitifully begging friends not to leave.
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Chris ‘Yonko’ Johnson retweeted
No bitch. Woke means to stay aware and stay informed. I’ll never get over the fact that you people appropriated and butchered a harmless term.
To me, “woke” is indicative of any ideology that sacrifices logic, reason, rational thought, wisdom, knowledge, history, and facts on the altar of socio-political agendas. For example, when we as a society start to rationalize the idea that biological sex is somehow a subjective cultural construct, and not a scientific fact, we are doing ourselves a great injustice. The inability for many people to define what a woman is means that we are collectively losing our grasp on reality. We cannot start redefining words and their meanings simply to make a small portion of the population feel more validated in their subjective experience. We can, and should, love them and want the very best for their lives. They should have the freedom to live their adult lives however they see fit, so long as it’s not infringing on the rights of others. But that should never include turning our backs on objective truth to do so. We can both love and support them, AND hold firm to what we know is fact. These concepts are not mutually exclusive. 🙏
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Back-to-back new Cap 4 and Thunderbolts trailers like hot damn.
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Chris ‘Yonko’ Johnson retweeted
Tony Todd has passed away at the age of 69. This really sucks. The horror world lost another legend. Tony thank you for bringing so much to the horror genre. You’ll be deeply missed by many horror fans. #RIPTonyTodd #RIPCandyman 😔
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Chris ‘Yonko’ Johnson retweeted
This paragraph says everything.
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Chris ‘Yonko’ Johnson retweeted
We’ll see about that Locked account homework shrooms forgot password write essay weed drugs cashapp crypto onlyfans sugar daddy need money selling tickets
In 2022, Elon Musk promised, “We will defeat the spam bots or die trying!” Two years later, the spam bots appear to have basically vanished from 𝕏.
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Chris ‘Yonko’ Johnson retweeted
Watching Gen Z men veer right hits different for Millennials. We lived through Columbine, 9/11, the Iraq War, 2008 crash, 2016 election, covid, abortion bans, & now this. We watched institutions repeatedly fail us while older generations selfishly protected the status quo. 🧵1/
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Chris ‘Yonko’ Johnson retweeted
America put a convicted felon in the White House before a woman. The message we just sent to the world. Yikes.
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Chris ‘Yonko’ Johnson retweeted
Just watching this again today, for no particular reason.
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as an australian i really don’t understand why trump was even allowed to run and why he is currently winning. he is literally a convicted felon
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Turns out my biggest mistake might have been believing people were inherently good…
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If I could go back in time to tell my 12 year old self that two of the best TV shows of 2024 would be based on the old witch lady from Marvel and the waddling gangster bloke from DC he’d say to me “How did we get so fat?”
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Chris ‘Yonko’ Johnson retweeted
Oh, would you look at that? Middleton Arena (Nov 26th - Dec 30th): yourtrustrochdale.co.uk/what… The Muni (Jan 4th - 19th): themuni.co.uk/whats-on/sleep…
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